snowdogged Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 "C'mon, it's my turn now! Mom told you not to hog the hole this time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 QUOTE (snowdogged @ Aug 30 2010, 03:44 AM) "C'mon, it's my turn now! Mom told you not to hog the hole this time!" You had some great lines but this one got me rolling! You're up funny man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Thanks Janie!!! Hope this one was not used. http://i37.tinypic.com/2553qs5.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 invisble stunt bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 guy in back on left: Since when does Supermidget use a helmet? other guy: Hey he got super hairy legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Housewife:(out of frame, in dining room) OK YOU GUYS quit throwin Mikey around, dinnertime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I told you three times already! Put away the god dang RC Flyin Midget and go to BED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Faster than a floating Frisbee. More powerful than a Segway. Able to leap small hills in a single bound. Look! Down near the ground! It's a small kid. It's a flying squirrel. It's SuperMidget Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 The stag party from hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 This was the hardest one I ever had to pick! I found two that I found so close to each other that I could not make a choice. So, I did the only thing that I could do and flipped a coin to decide the winner. It was between I told you three times already! Put away the god dang RC Flyin Midget and go to BED!! BY BeOhBe Bob And Faster than a floating Frisbee. More powerful than a Segway. Able to leap small hills in a single bound. Look! Down near the ground! It's a small kid. It's a flying squirrel. It's SuperMidget Man! BY Janie And BeOhBe Bob won the toss. Your up BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BeOhBe Bob Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Wow thanks snowdogged! OK here we go... http://www.koolstyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Cats-That-Look-Like-Hitler-269x300.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) Who you calling pussy? You calling me pussy! You calling me pussy! Are you calling me puss........... Wait! Wait! Wait! Let's start over from the top! I swear I'll nail it this time! Edited September 1, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) In today's headlines: Cat dies of dehydration trying to out stare garden gnome. Edited September 1, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) "Get a load of this idiot calling me! Who the f#ck does he think he's dealing with? I ain't no mother f#cking fido, asshole! I ain't moving nowhere for you, jerk off! Wait a second, he's getting the catnip out! Okay, I'll go over there this one last time and then that's it for the catnip! I know that I said that last time but this time I'm serious! No more catnip after this! I'm going cold turkey! Mmm, turkey! I could really go for some turkey after the catnip! That stuff gives me the munchies big time!" Edited September 1, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) This is a Message from The Humane Society of America Please remember to have your pets spade or neutered. Ever since Bob Barker left The Price is Right there has been a dramatic decline in the amount people having their pets spade or neutered. We here at The Humane society of America believe that Bob Barker was a billion times better as the host of The Price is Right than Drew Carey will ever be. Bob Barker added so much more excitement to the show than Drew Carey ever will. We here at The Humane Society of America also believe that Bob Barker is a much better comedic actor than Drew Carey is or ever will be. While Drew Carey may have done more acting than Bob Barker has, we never really cared for his sitcom that much, but Bob Barker's fight scene in Happy Gilmore was an instant comedy classic. We here at The Humane Society of America really laughed our asses off at that scene. Thank you, This has been a message from The Humane Society of America Edited September 1, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 this'll probably be a first time ever... a subtle hint Does the cat look somewhat like an evil historical figure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 "Vee haf found zee Final Solution for zee Canine Question..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) Join us as the History Channel presents the brand new series What If, that puts a whole new twist on our History's most ground breaking events. Catch the premiere episode tonight in which we ask the question: Would the outcome of would WWI have been different if Hitler had been born a cat? Edited September 2, 2010 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 An actor in the remake of Hogan's Heros from the Animal Planet channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Are you here for my, "Mein Kibble" book signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 What did you say your last name was? Dogenstein? No. I sink tomorrow I will eat another houseplant and rid your house of greenery for it is evil and you will know I have eaten them for in zair place I will leave zee wad of horked up goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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