Shirley Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 I've been housebound for 6 days... I've been on my computer all day, only had a break to cook my dinner... oh dear... I'm going stir crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 They gotta dig you guys out soon, Im gonna send you one of my hairdryers.. and I think if everyone just sends one.. it will be enough to do the job Hey has the oil situation been solved yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Any survival tips from those in the northern American states / Canada? I'm gonna try walking into town tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (ADesignForRush @ Jan 10 2010, 08:20 PM) Any survival tips from those in the northern American states / Canada? I'm gonna try walking into town tomorrow... Well, bundle up, always wear gloves and touque... and if you see a small shadow in the corner of your eye... kill it. For it could be a small animal or a small child... either way you wont go hungry in the icy cold tundra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ok... lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (ADesignForRush @ Jan 10 2010, 08:20 PM) Any survival tips from those in the northern American states / Canada? I'm gonna try walking into town tomorrow... Dont eat the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 What's this "don't eat yellow snow" I keep hearing? When was the last time you saw yellow stained snow and thought, hmm, I wonder what this tastes like? :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 It's from the Frank Zappa song, appropriately titled "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow". Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow And my momma cried: Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo And my momma cried: Nanook-a, no no Nanook-a, no no Don't be a naughty Eskimo WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW Right about that time, people A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo And he started in to whipping on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be So I bent down and I reached down and I swooped down And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly (Yellow Snow) The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your Mythology Here it goes ... the circular motion Rub it And then, in a fit of anger, I pounced And I pounced again Great Googly Moogly And he was very upset as you can understand And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight And he stood up, and he looked around and he said: Oh No - - I can't see He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggy wee-wee has blinded me And I can't see - temporarily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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