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QUOTE (spiderbait90 @ Dec 26 2008, 11:57 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Dec 26 2008, 04:26 AM)
They are after all, MEN!!!

Thanks for that. I'll have you know, I frequently play concerts, and not once has my attention been taken by a nice pair of breasts, or anything else for that matter. Us musicians are very proff....

 

Oh, wtf, who the hell am I kidding. Why do you think that Metal / Punk guitarists have their guitars so low, covering "that area"?

Mmmm hmm.

 

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Stromboulopoulos: Being on the road must be quite straining. What is the motivation factor for getting out there every night.

Alex: Boobs.

Geddy: Yeah man! The boobs!!

Alex: We do it for the boobs.

Geddy: Boobs man yeah!

Alex: Boobs.

Geddy: Boobs.

 

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Alex/Neil: NO! Don't tell it to us again! Not the story about the show with no women!

Geddy *holding flashlight under chin*: It was a dark and stormy concert night. Only the men came out. There were.... *duh duh duh* NO WOMEN! None. None would venture out. And the musicians had to play... with no women. No boobies to look at! They were scared! They didn't know what to do! Could they continue? Could they play the whole night through? The threat of no boobies was real. There were... no... boobies.

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Alex: "Geddy, this dork with the mike better be right about black guys getting all the booby action, cos I'm starting to feel a bit stupid here...."

 

Geddy : Just keep smiling and at least try to look sexy fer chrissakes!!!

 

Neil: "Is that a Great Crested Grebe over there?"

 

Dork: "He he - what a bunch of losers . Everyone knows the laydeeez love a man in a dressing gown"

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Geddy (Off Camera) : Oi, lerxst, Neils getting 3 pairs of boobs.

Alex (Off Camera) : REALLY????

Geddy (Off Camera) : Their a bit fake though?

Alex (Off Camera) : What? Blown up to a Double D Cup....(exhaling)

Geddy (Off Camera) : Not what you were expecting eh Al?

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Stromboulopoulos: Guys! As a surprise, backstage, we have something amazing for you!

Alex: Is it boobs?

Stromboulopoulos: No. It's someone you know very well...

Geddy: Someone with boobs?

Stromboulopoulos: No. Everyone, it's a great honor to introduce to you... NEIL PEART!

Alex/Geddy: Is it Neil dressed as a woman with boobs!!!??

Stromboulopoulos: There are no boobs...

 

 

(Apparently I'm not done with the boob jokes.) laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Show Don't Tell @ Dec 26 2008, 09:20 PM)
Those last 2 pages were epic. laugh.gif

*curtsy's*

 

Thank you! Thank you! I'm sure Sir Lerxst would bow too if he were here right now.

 

Boob jokes, they never get old. I think I need to do more jokes involving their nether regions though. wink.gif

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