furie Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I have two. The one with the giant squid at the breakfast table that they have to ignore. The second is the one when lois had to make the toughest choice of her life. She was on a roof top with two peters. she has a gun draw and had to shoot one. she shoots the one on the right, the one on the left says "Thank God Lois, you made the right choice!" He hugs her and his face flips down revealing he is the andoid. Lois: What was that? Peter:Umm...nothing. (A bionic man refrence i believe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfuentes Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Family Guy is awesome! My favorite scene would have to be where Lois learns karate, or whatever self-defense she learned, and Peter insults the three guys from a Superman movie (Can't remember which one) and Lois puts them into that prism thing and sends them off into space. I literally laughed until tears came out when I saw that scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Yet another thread that should be in the movie house. What am I, a pariah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 it's not a movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE (furie @ Mar 15 2005, 08:06 PM) it's not a movie Doesn't matter. We discuss TV shows in there as well. Maybe I'll ask for a name change, it'll avoid confusion, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 i agree. a general entertainment thread move it if you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 15 2005, 08:35 PM) QUOTE (furie @ Mar 15 2005, 08:06 PM) it's not a movie Doesn't matter. We discuss TV shows in there as well. Maybe I'll ask for a name change, it'll avoid confusion, eh? I suggested that a while back actually. Something along the lines of "Jack's House of Pop Culture" or something like that. Sorry bout the other thread, pal. Didn't mean to cause problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ES-335 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Although at first I thought it was a direct rip off of the SImpsons ... it still has its own humour. I like it. Catch it when I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 This show is so funny I nearly die laughing everytime I see it. I'll have to get back with you on my favourite scenes though... too many to name!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Scene: Cleveland and Quagmire take Peter to the Million Man March, trying to get Peter to "Think like a Guy" again. Quagmire: C'mon Cleveland, if we want to remasculate Peter we gotta suround him with chicks. Cleveland: No! He needs to learn how to respect his fellow men. That's what this march is about. Respecting your fellow man! Peter: I can't respect men. Men are the reason this country is in such bad shape. If men were as caring as women, we wouldn't have any crime or violence. Jesse Jackson (on the podium): My brothers, we need to stand together and... Peter (running up on stage): Excuse me. (throws Jesse Jackson off the stage) I have a few truths to say to the fellow men in the audience. It's your fault there's so much crime in this country and it's your fault there's so much violence in this country! You are ruining out society and you should be ashamed! One white guy infront of 1 million black guys... How do you think they took it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I think my favourite scene is when Stewie takes his microscopic spaceship inside Peter to prevent him from impregnating Lois. Sooooo many good quotes from that scene: Computer: Warning-heart rate increasing Stewie: Hmm...either they're getting started or they're watching Batman! Cut to Peter watching Batman Stewie blasts through Peter's duodenum* Peter: Oh jeez, my duodenum's acting up! Runs to bathroom And the best of all... Stewie: I say! Do you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!!! *Whatever that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Peter became a fisherman and is selling the fish he caught. A rival fisherman tosses one of Peter's fish to distract him and changes Peter's sign to "I had sex with all these fish" Shopper: Wow! So how'd you do it? Peter: Oh, you're very nice to ask. Well first I hand the old worm out there. They usually go for it. So I jerk em around a little. They fight for a while and then they finally just lay back and accept it. Shopper: How about we get together later. (Hands Peter a card) Peter: Okay. Rival fisherman starts laughing. Peter notices the sign. Peter: Oh damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 William Shatner's death scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyre_89 Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Quagmire - "How old are you?" Girl - "Sixteen." Quagmire - "Eighteen? You're first!" Girl - "Mom!" Quagmire - "I like where this is going!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 QUOTE (kazzman @ Mar 15 2005, 11:53 PM) Peter became a fisherman and is selling the fish he caught. A rival fisherman tosses one of Peter's fish to distract him and changes Peter's sign to "I had sex with all these fish" Shopper: Wow! So how'd you do it? Peter: Oh, you're very nice to ask. Well first I hand the old worm out there. They usually go for it. So I jerk em around a little. They fight for a while and then they finally just lay back and accept it. Shopper: How about we get together later. (Hands Peter a card) Peter: Okay. Rival fisherman starts laughing. Peter notices the sign. Peter: Oh damnit! OMG...I love that one. Isn't that the one when Peter was gargantuan, and Brian would take him out on the forklift? And they had to bathe him outside in the kiddie pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 QUOTE (Pyre_89 @ Mar 18 2005, 08:48 PM) Quagmire - "How old are you?" Girl - "Sixteen." Quagmire - "Eighteen? You're first!" Girl - "Mom!" Quagmire - "I like where this is going!" Quagmire is so disgustingly funny. "All RIIIIGHT." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Mar 19 2005, 09:38 PM) QUOTE (kazzman @ Mar 15 2005, 11:53 PM) Peter became a fisherman and is selling the fish he caught. A rival fisherman tosses one of Peter's fish to distract him and changes Peter's sign to "I had sex with all these fish" Shopper: Wow! So how'd you do it? Peter: Oh, you're very nice to ask. Well first I hand the old worm out there. They usually go for it. So I jerk em around a little. They fight for a while and then they finally just lay back and accept it. Shopper: How about we get together later. (Hands Peter a card) Peter: Okay. Rival fisherman starts laughing. Peter notices the sign. Peter: Oh damnit! OMG...I love that one. Isn't that the one when Peter was gargantuan, and Brian would take him out on the forklift? And they had to bathe him outside in the kiddie pool? One of my favorites. That part had me laughing for at least 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 When Peter and Brian touch rings and say "Wonder Twin powers, activate!" and nothing happens. Brian: Peter we got these out of a box of Frankenberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 One of my favorite episodes has to be the one where Happy-Go-Lucky toys is bought out by Eldorado Cigarettes and theres talk of old subliminal messages... there showing Lassie then a guy cuts in "smoke" and the movie continues "smoke" movie continues "arent you smokin yet" And any episode with Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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