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"I'll swallow your soul!"

 

"Come get some."

 

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"Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"

 

"Just me, baby. Just me."

 

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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

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Oh a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my a$$ kicked or collect two hundred dollars. Let me think... I could use a good a$$-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Mar 6 2005, 04:41 PM)
"Those.....aren't....PILLOWS !!!!" (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)

Omigosh I WAS gonna say that!!!

I love this movie!!!

 

also from P T&A's

 

"They say we're going the wrong way!"

"Oh yeah? How do they know where we're going?"

 

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Classic quotes from another funny funny movie...

 

Better Off Dead (Early John Cusak)

 

Barney Rubble, "Say Lane, I know it's strange me being a cartoon and all, but I was just wondering if I could take out Beth?"

 

See this mountain... it's pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

 

I've been in this high school for 7 years and I'm no dummy!

 

Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom's face blew up!

 

A Giant Teddy Bear Bigger Than You! That's Great!

(later whilst trying to kill himself by running the car in the garage and sitting inside it and smoking a cigarette Lane says to the 3 inch Teddy Bear he was going to give to his girl friend)

" hey there Mr. Bear - why d'ya have to be so small??"

 

Two dollars!

 

It has raisins - you like raisins.

 

Another hilarious rental- Run don't walk to rent it!!!

 

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"Help! Help! I'm being oppresed! You saw him oppresing me, you saw it didn't you?!"

 

"There are some who call me...Tim."

 

"1...2...5!" "3 sir!" "..3!"

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QUOTE (sundog @ Mar 10 2005, 11:41 PM)
Also from What About Bob


Baby steps get on the bus

Baby steps get on the elevator......AHHHHHHH!

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"Yeah man, Labrador, my dog ate my stash."

~ one of the Cheech and Chong masters

 

 

 

 

 

From Stakeout

 

Emilio Esteves says to Dreyfuss as they play a game of What Movie Is This From, "This is not a boating accident"

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