debe Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Hot dogs come 8 to a pack, hot dog buns...10 to a pack. What gives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 09:58 AM) Is the sun really going down? What's it going down on? Is that an illusion caused by the world spinning around? Man, what if I'm an illusion? According to these people the Earth is not round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Jumbo shrimp? whats up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Feb 10 2005, 12:43 AM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 09:58 AM) Is the sun really going down? What's it going down on? Is that an illusion caused by the world spinning around? Man, what if I'm an illusion? According to these people the Earth is not round. Mr. Teapot is, umm, interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostRyder Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I bet you the Flat Earth Society has satellite internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE (GhostRyder @ Feb 10 2005, 12:25 PM) I bet you the Flat Earth Society has satellite internet... Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Feb 10 2005, 02:43 AM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 09:58 AM) Is the sun really going down? What's it going down on? Is that an illusion caused by the world spinning around? Man, what if I'm an illusion? According to these people the Earth is not round. Actually the earth isn't round. It's an oblate spheroid. The earth is thicker at the equater than at the poles. In mathematics, a theory or 'theorem' can be proven mathematically, in which case it is accepted as correct. A long time ago, most people believed the theory that the earth was flat. This is obviously an incorrect theory also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Can you cry under water? What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Ow. My head hurts from reading all those questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 the are funny. I've seen some before, but they are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 11 2005, 01:18 PM) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Can you cry under water? What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway. Someone's been doing some heavy thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 I was asked what I wanted for Valentines Day. I said "Diamonds". What's the likelihood of getting them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 11 2005, 07:49 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 11 2005, 01:18 PM) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? .......(blah blah)....... Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway. Someone's been doing some heavy thinking. Not me....I just copied and pasted all those from an email! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Rat Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 I could tell that by the horrible format, RR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 Do you ever feel like you are living someone elses life? Like you are an actor? Walking in someone else's shoes. Brushing someone else's teeth. Acting their part. Saying what they would say. And then you realize, it's really you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schuette Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 this is a brilliant thread If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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