Jack Aubrey Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 This will give some of you fits. From Jo Blo: QUOTE Keanu Reeves is a humanoid alien. Not in real life (though that is yet to be determined), but in his next movie, a remake of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL. The actor has signed on to star in the film for director Scott Derrickson (THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE). Reeves will play Klaatu, an alien who arrives on Earth with a giant, indestructible robot and a warning to Earth's leaders that if they continue their warmongering they will be subject to an intergalactic ass kicking. The 1951 film was a response to the rise of the Cold War and the current version will be updated to reflect today's situation (apparently the world learned nothing after being stopped still some fifty years ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Keanu Reeves is probably the worst professional actor in America. Even Stallone and his ilk have more range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then again, it could be Tom Cruise Edited August 28, 2007 by Slaine mac Roth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Aug 28 2007, 09:05 AM) Keanu Reeves is probably the worst professional actor in America. Even Stallone and his ilk have more range. You know better than me, but sweet Jesus referencing Stallone's range is frightening! Although he was good in Copland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 28 2007, 03:56 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Aug 28 2007, 09:05 AM) Keanu Reeves is probably the worst professional actor in America. Even Stallone and his ilk have more range. You know better than me, but sweet Jesus referencing Stallone's range is frightening! Although he was good in Copland I think Dennis Miller said it best: "Sylvester Stallone...he's got the range of a Daisy air rifle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 28 2007, 04:12 PM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 28 2007, 03:56 PM) QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Aug 28 2007, 09:05 AM) Keanu Reeves is probably the worst professional actor in America. Even Stallone and his ilk have more range. You know better than me, but sweet Jesus referencing Stallone's range is frightening! Although he was good in Copland I think Dennis Miller said it best: "Sylvester Stallone...he's got the range of a Daisy air rifle." Hahahahaaaa! Although he should talk... Wua ha ha haaaaa!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I love this movie which makes me wonder why they want to f**k it up with Keanu. This role calls for a thoughtful actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Aug 29 2007, 12:53 AM) This role calls for a thoughtful actor. Or an actor full stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Dam, harsh, not my favourite actor, no but slammin goin on in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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