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"hello, I'm not purple either, I'm just a baby otter in the grip of some well-meaning human, but I believe I'm much, much cuter than the puppy and smarter than the guy who posted the lipstick as a faux dildo to express a well-known style of juvenile sexual humour..."

 

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Feb 14 2008, 03:55 PM)
smarter than the guy who posted the lipstick as a faux dildo

Is that really what it is?! Holy crap I thought it was an ice cube maker. No wonder everyone here thinks I'm immature - truth is I am largley misunderstood.

 

*sobs*

 

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"Hullo there lovely Ceej I am a purple polar bear! You really must forgive me as I am really quite intelligent however my primal instincts took over and I'm afraid I needed to eat that silly puppy and otter just to survive. The otter was the tastiest by far. Leathery and soft on the outside, crunchy in the middle and nice and juicy in the center. Yum yum!"

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 14 2008, 03:59 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Feb 14 2008, 03:55 PM)
smarter than the guy who posted the lipstick as a faux dildo

Is that really what it is?! Holy crap I thought it was an ice cube maker. No wonder everyone here thinks I'm immature - truth is I am largley misunderstood.

 

*sobs*

 

http://www.solsup.com.au/images/PurplePolar.jpg

 

"Hullo there lovely Ceej I am a purple polar bear! You really must forgive me as I am really quite intelligent however my primal instincts took over and I'm afraid I needed to eat that silly puppy and otter just to survive. The otter was the tastiest by far. Leathery and soft on the outside, crunchy in the middle and nice and juicy in the center. Yum yum!"

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"hello, as you can see I'm very flipping far from purple, I'm a mere dancing polar bear cub with a focking crazy attitude, so watch it!! hey Godeater don't worry about that baby otter he's just read a few to many sociology books while having his many innoculations. He's as uptight as that blonde nazi Anne woman who loves clittery! hey no tickling this bear cub, I'm cute but I swear I'm a flipping adult!"

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"Well damn. Damn damn damn. I'm a purple pygmy elephant who had to make a trek into town to buy booze. Problem is see my tusks are very valuable on the black market and well... not wanting to let any poachers know I am an elephant well... I dressed up in this stupid purple panda outfit. Damn damn damn. I got my booze but now this knee-biter security is asking me whether I am old enough to be carrying booze and well... frig... while I took a 2 semester tech course at community college to learn how to be an office assistant and help better my herd ... well damn I learned basic typing but ELEPHANTS CAN'T TALK dammit and this jerk assumes I'm a person under this costume. What am I gonna do? Run for it?"

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 14 2008, 04:39 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 14 2008, 04:47 PM)
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Hey... she won't be needing ANYTHING like that for at least THIS weekend.

 

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You the man Necro!

 

*purple high five*

 

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"I'm a purple high five baby! You kids keep it safe this weekend so you don't have any of me if you're not planning on it! Gah gah'

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"I'm almost purple and yes I'm a real live ape, not a blow up toy. I hate TOYS ok? So none of that toy crap please. I'm not just any ape I'm a mad ape as you can surely see from the expression on my world weary little face and yes my job in life is destroying fake toy apes. And by God I'll destroy 50 million more before someone pops me or my name's not the stupid idiot toy ape that thinks he's real...ok??"

 

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"I'm coming for you TOYS, get ready for hell!"

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"hello there, if I hang about here long enough I'll turn purple I figure. Oh Lord I'll do anything to get in this thread and outdo that damned puppy and that crazy otter..."

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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 15 2008, 02:30 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Feb 15 2008, 02:28 PM)
http://www.insubordiknit.com/images/purplerockstar.jpg

Wow that colour scheme would make a great album cover the The CLASH.

 

*rubs his eyes*

I'm not sure what it is actually either...

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Feb 15 2008, 02:31 PM)
QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 15 2008, 02:30 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Feb 15 2008, 02:28 PM)
http://www.insubordiknit.com/images/purplerockstar.jpg

Wow that colour scheme would make a great album cover the The CLASH.

 

*rubs his eyes*

I'm not sure what it is actually either...

 

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It sort of looks like hair bands tied together

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