blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 12 2011, 08:31 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 12 2011, 12:36 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 11 2011, 12:31 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 11 2011, 02:12 AM) This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men...well, if the police can't get it done... We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. It's like you know, well, innit, eh? The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They've seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really...http://www.myemoticons.com/images/humor/duh/face-plant.gif aaaaaaaaahhh!! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 The text, vic! Don't say the text! *ka-boom* We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 14 2011, 07:48 AM) The text, vic! Don't say the text! *ka-boom* We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling. Don't say the kid's name, vic. Francesco Luigi... We was too late. The Rev. Neuk saw the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 16 2011, 08:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 17 2011, 03:53 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 16 2011, 08:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey! Hey! Mrs McWong's been on the phone! The polar bear's been in her garden again.http://www.myemoticons.com/images/animals/arctic/polar-bear-1.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 18 2011, 07:41 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 17 2011, 03:53 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 16 2011, 08:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey! Hey! Mrs McWong's been on the phone! The polar bear's been in her garden again.http://www.myemoticons.com/images/animals/arctic/polar-bear-1.gif Just a minute - someone told you we all have toupees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 18 2011, 11:47 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 18 2011, 07:41 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 17 2011, 03:53 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 16 2011, 08:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey! Hey! Mrs McWong's been on the phone! The polar bear's been in her garden again.http://www.myemoticons.com/images/animals/arctic/polar-bear-1.gif Just a minute - someone told you we all have toupees? But his is undetectable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 19 2011, 05:24 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 18 2011, 11:47 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 18 2011, 07:41 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 17 2011, 03:53 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 16 2011, 08:22 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 16 2011, 03:13 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 15 2011, 08:26 AM) Morning, madam, I've come to read your poet. Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. Half an inch, half an inch... Crunch crunch there go my legs Snap snap my thorax too My head's in a twain, there goes my brain Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/screaming.gif Hey! You've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey! Hey! Mrs McWong's been on the phone! The polar bear's been in her garden again.http://www.myemoticons.com/images/animals/arctic/polar-bear-1.gif Just a minute - someone told you we all have toupees? But his is undetectable! Well, it's a different colour, for a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq44qhk8251qzmshs.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 19 2011, 07:17 PM) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq44qhk8251qzmshs.gif I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ...Dickus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 20 2011, 05:07 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 19 2011, 07:17 PM) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq44qhk8251qzmshs.gif I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ...Dickus? But ees just some literature, Senor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 20 2011, 11:11 PM) But ees just some literature, Senor. Don't give me any trouble. Just pile up these baskets of filth and come with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 20 2011, 05:16 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 20 2011, 11:11 PM) But ees just some literature, Senor. Don't give me any trouble. Just pile up these baskets of filth and come with me. No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Your_Lion Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Let that be a warning to you all. You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week... I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week at least...at least four or five, only some weekends...like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that moved the average down a bit... but I should say it's definitely a solid four days' practice a week...at least. I mean... I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 21 2011, 09:31 AM) Let that be a warning to you all. You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week... I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week at least...at least four or five, only some weekends...like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that moved the average down a bit... but I should say it's definitely a solid four days' practice a week...at least. I mean... I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten... Stupid bitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (edited) http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/monty_python.gif Edited August 22, 2011 by lerxt1990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 04:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? It's Deirdre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 22 2011, 11:12 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 22 2011, 04:53 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 30 2011, 11:49 PM) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif And what is the name of your ravishing wife? It's Deirdre And I always thought it was Graham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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