blackhawkrush Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 4 2011, 03:47 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 11:07 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM) So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid. ...DOCTOR???!!! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg Three men to a caber. Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif They're all number 3? Wrong...the correct answer is they're all number 3 Does this mean I don't have a chance to get that beautiful lounge suite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 4 2011, 06:57 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 4 2011, 03:47 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 11:07 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM) So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid. ...DOCTOR???!!! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg Three men to a caber. Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif They're all number 3? Wrong...the correct answer is they're all number 3 Does this mean I don't have a chance to get that beautiful lounge suite? No, you get tonight's star prize! A blow on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 5 2011, 04:38 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 4 2011, 06:57 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 4 2011, 03:47 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 11:07 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM) So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid. ...DOCTOR???!!! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg Three men to a caber. Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif They're all number 3? Wrong...the correct answer is they're all number 3 Does this mean I don't have a chance to get that beautiful lounge suite? No, you get tonight's star prize! A blow on the head. So, that's why I overslept today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 5 2011, 05:30 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 5 2011, 04:38 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 4 2011, 06:57 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 4 2011, 03:47 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 11:07 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM) So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid. ...DOCTOR???!!! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg Three men to a caber. Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif They're all number 3? Wrong...the correct answer is they're all number 3 Does this mean I don't have a chance to get that beautiful lounge suite? No, you get tonight's star prize! A blow on the head. So, that's why I overslept today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 This is my only line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 6 2011, 12:47 PM) This is my only line... Were you standing in a trench when you said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 6 2011, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 6 2011, 12:47 PM) This is my only line... Were you standing in a trench when you said that? Of course...I've never acted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 6 2011, 11:47 AM) This is my only line... Unless anyone else has anything else to say...has anyone have anything else to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Just these, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.musicianphoto.com/images/MontyPython2.JPG Ive got only one thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/bbc4spring2005/300animation.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpl3nviJix1qjsex4o1_500.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 7 2011, 10:25 PM) http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/bbc4spring2005/300animation.gif Internet won't help matters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Aug 8 2011, 04:23 AM) http://www.musicianphoto.com/images/MontyPython2.JPG Ive got only one thing to say. I've got it! I've got it! We'll call it "The Last But One Supper"! Well there must have been one, if there was a last supper there must have been a one before that, so this, is the "Penultimate Supper"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 9 2011, 03:23 AM) Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? It is in fact easier to jump over sea than over dry land. You see if you're five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, er, there is a very great impetus to say in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 9 2011, 06:34 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 9 2011, 03:23 AM) Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? It is in fact easier to jump over sea than over dry land. You see if you're five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, er, there is a very great impetus to say in the air. Go on, Vercotti. Split a railway carriage with your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men...well, if the police can't get it done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 11 2011, 02:12 AM) This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men...well, if the police can't get it done... We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 11 2011, 12:31 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 11 2011, 02:12 AM) This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men...well, if the police can't get it done... We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. It's like you know, well, innit, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 12 2011, 12:36 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 11 2011, 12:31 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 11 2011, 02:12 AM) This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men...well, if the police can't get it done... We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. It's like you know, well, innit, eh? The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They've seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really...http://www.myemoticons.com/images/humor/duh/face-plant.gif aaaaaaaaahhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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