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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

 

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your rooster.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't

come

back.

 

That's it....throw me out!

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jun 30 2005, 10:20 PM)
Did I call you 'Eddie-baby'?

Yes you did!

 

I really didn't call you Eddie baby did I sweetie?

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What? This thread not good enough for you? Rather be at the movie trivia thread I suppose? Marching up and down the Python thread not good enough for you eh? Alright off ya go!
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QUOTE (Sark @ Jul 13 2005, 12:06 PM)
What? This thread not good enough for you? Rather be at the movie trivia thread I suppose? Marching up and down the Python thread not good enough for you eh? Alright off ya go!

PLAYING THE PIANO?????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right, off you go!

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QUOTE (Mr_Crunch @ Jul 25 2005, 11:17 AM)
The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives.

Pardon me, did you say knives?

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QUOTE (Sark @ Jul 26 2005, 08:58 AM)
QUOTE (Mr_Crunch @ Jul 25 2005, 11:17 AM)
The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives.

Pardon me, did you say knives?

Rotating knives, yes....

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