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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVG957gzYK8

Sure, laugh now, but this is what the Cubs will do to the NL Central in 2012.

What, farting? huh.gif

Maybe, but only while crushing the competition at the same time.

What timing. I'm just listening to 2112. Good luck! trink39.gif

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And this historic thread comes to a close. It was a rather woody thread, and not the least bit tinny. Thanks to Bastille Night for starting it nearly nine years ago, and for the many Bruces and Twits

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Now, old lady, you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
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Now, old lady, you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

But first, a cup of coffee at eleven. coffee.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 27 2011, 06:29 AM)
Now, old lady, you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

But first, a cup of coffee at eleven. coffee.gif

Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

 

Confess! Confess! Confess!

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 27 2011, 03:25 PM)
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Now, old lady, you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly - two last chances. And you shall be free...three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

But first, a cup of coffee at eleven. coffee.gif

Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

 

Confess! Confess! Confess!

I confess...and I play for you, my mistake music.gif My mistake, I have made my mistake music.gif what a dreadful mistake music.gif is this mistake that I make music.gif

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THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FOR THE LAST ITEM. IT WAS DISGUSTING AND BAD AND THOROUGHLY DISOBEDIENT AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO PHONE UP BECAUSE WE KNOW IT WAS VERY TASTELESS, BUT THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT AND THEY DO ALL COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND HAVE VERY UNHAPPY PERSONAL LIVES, ESPECIALLY ERIC.

ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY VERY NICE PEOPLE UNDERNEATH AND VERY WARM IN THE TRADITIONAL SHOW BUSINESS WAY AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN EITHER BECAUSE THE BBC IS GOING THROUGH AN UNHAPPY PHASE AT THE MOMENT - WHAT WITH ITS FATHER DYING AND THE MORTGAGE AND BBC 2 GOING OUT WITH MEN.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 30 2011, 07:40 AM)
THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FOR THE LAST ITEM. IT WAS DISGUSTING AND BAD AND THOROUGHLY DISOBEDIENT AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO PHONE UP BECAUSE WE KNOW IT WAS VERY TASTELESS, BUT THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT AND THEY DO ALL COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND HAVE VERY UNHAPPY PERSONAL LIVES, ESPECIALLY ERIC.
ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY VERY NICE PEOPLE UNDERNEATH AND VERY WARM IN THE TRADITIONAL SHOW BUSINESS WAY AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN EITHER BECAUSE THE BBC IS GOING THROUGH AN UNHAPPY PHASE AT THE MOMENT - WHAT WITH ITS FATHER DYING AND THE MORTGAGE AND BBC 2 GOING OUT WITH MEN.

And for those of you who don't like sport, there's sport: World Cup draw, group H: England, Montenegro, Ukraine, Poland, Moldova, San Marino. popcorn.gif

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 05:49 AM)
QUOTE (Draco @ Jul 30 2011, 11:04 PM)
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif

They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion. no.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 31 2011, 06:59 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 05:49 AM)
QUOTE (Draco @ Jul 30 2011, 11:04 PM)
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif

They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion. no.gif

They stamp them when they're small.

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 11:29 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 31 2011, 06:59 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 05:49 AM)
QUOTE (Draco @ Jul 30 2011, 11:04 PM)
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif

They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion. no.gif

They stamp them when they're small.

What happens when they moult? confused13.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 31 2011, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 11:29 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 31 2011, 06:59 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 31 2011, 05:49 AM)
QUOTE (Draco @ Jul 30 2011, 11:04 PM)
Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6cmgG5VG1qzl1djo1_500.gif

They don't stamp animals 'property of the zoo'. You can't stamp a huge lion. no.gif

They stamp them when they're small.

What happens when they moult? confused13.gif

They have sex on the television, but they keep falling off. wacko.gif

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Hello, Mrs Premise.

Hello, Mrs Conclusion.

Busy day?

Busy! I've just spent four hours burying the cat.

Four hours to bury a cat?

Yes! It wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.

Oh - it wasn't dead then?

Well, no, no, but it's not at all a well cat so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

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So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg

Three men to a caber. popcorn.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg

Three men to a caber. popcorn.gif

Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them.

 

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg

Three men to a caber. popcorn.gif

Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them.

 

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif

They're all number 3? AlexFinal.gif NeilFinal.gif GeddyFinal.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 3 2011, 07:54 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 3 2011, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Aug 2 2011, 11:58 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 2 2011, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Aug 2 2011, 04:17 AM)
So, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs up on the mantelpiece... blush4.gif

Out please! I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. One of the risks in psychiatry I'm afraid.

cheer.gif gumby.gif cheer.gif ...DOCTOR???!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0eghXVJN1qji6mzo1_500.jpg

Three men to a caber. popcorn.gif

Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them.

 

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gifhttp://www.myemoticons.com/images/communicate/numbers/3.gif

They're all number 3? AlexFinal.gif NeilFinal.gif GeddyFinal.gif

no.gif Wrong...the correct answer is they're all number 3

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