Slime Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Slime: Hey there. What's up? Person about to f***ing die: The sky Slime: *throws person off of a cliff* Person (now hurtling down cliff): I was just trying to be...*SPLAT* I'm sorry but it just ISN'T funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ok from now on the exchange goes like this: Slime: "whats up?" Person too suave to go off a cliff: "7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 7 up! You know the great taste of lemon and lime???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 27 2006, 10:49 PM) Slime: Hey there. What's up? Person about to f***ing die: The sky Slime: *throws person off of a cliff* Person (now hurtling down cliff): I was just trying to be...*SPLAT* I'm sorry but it just ISN'T funny!!! There's an older woman at work who pulls that shit on me, and it drives me nuts. How immature. Remember when we'd reply that way, back when we were nine years-old? I'm ready to kill her. "What's up, Theresa?" "The ceiling, the sky, clouds..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what went wrong? Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 My friend Jessie and I try to figure out new things that are up: planes, my grades, the floor (if you're upside down)... But she's the only one who can get away with it. WWW: What's up? person that is not Jessie: The sk- WWW: No, you are! *hurtles person into the ceiling, or nearby tree* person that is not Jessie: Man, I wish I was Jessie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 QUOTE (Slime @ Dec 27 2006, 11:49 PM) Slime: Hey there. What's up? Person about to f***ing die: The sky Slime: *throws person off of a cliff* Person (now hurtling down cliff): I was just trying to be...*SPLAT* I'm sorry but it just ISN'T funny!!! Yes, this is kinds annoying. No one does that anymore. But you know whats stupider? Person: Hey, Kubla, whats your name? Kubla: You just said it, dumbass. Dude, the "Kubla Blew Up" thing is old. *Pulls off a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Or the people who IM you (especially at work) with "R U There?" I so want to reply "NO!" Edit: for "What's up?" try "Not your zipper!" That's always good for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I hate when people say that. Bloak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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