the official insane christmas thread

[treeduck]

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[treeduck]

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[treeduck]

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[KublaKhan]

QUOTE (treeduck @ Dec 7 2006, 03:57 PM)

http://xb2.xanga.com/659872574303119581250/b14062695.jpg

Is that Zim?

[ladirushfan80]

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[ladirushfan80]

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[ladirushfan80]

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[GeddyRulz]

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

10. "I'm down here"

9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"

8. "I was once a lawn ornament for Jon Bon Jovi"

7. "I can get you off the naughty list"

6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"

5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over

at Keebler"

3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"

2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"

1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

 

[Batman]

QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Dec 8 2006, 07:46 AM)

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 10. "I'm down here" 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for Jon Bon Jovi" 7. "I can get you off the naughty list" 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler" 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man" 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig" 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

[blonde77th]

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 8 2006, 06:47 AM)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/image002_1.jpg

Love this one

[blonde77th]

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 8 2006, 06:44 AM)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pic12941.jpg

and this one Kills me

[failte]

[Tick]

http://www.speakwell.com/well/2005winter/cinema/buttonWisemen.gif

[KublaKhan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScfUjvE1NCg

 

Since its close to the old beans birthday.

[blonde77th]

[KublaKhan]

15 days isnt it?

 

sweet.

[blonde77th]

yep almost here http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/blonde77th/Smilies/66.gif

[KublaKhan]

still 15 days, yet theres a Christmas party going on right now, upstairs.

[thesweetscience]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/santa_sucks.jpg

[blonde77th]

[failte]

[ladirushfan80]

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her

new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety

violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector Light on

the back of it."

 

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there

sir.

Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the

dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

[Cygnus]

... "Christmas is almost on us," said the teacher, and tomorrow I want all of you boys and girls to bring something to illustrate what Christmas is all about.

Next day, each pupil had brought something along. Little Sally was first. "I've brought a toy reindeer," she said, "because Santa's sleigh is pulled by reindeer."

Then came George, who had brought a piece of the deodar tree from his garden."This is what Christmas trees are made of," he explained. Little Bruce had brought some wrapping paper, and Marcie brought a picture of a turkey. All of which the teacher praised, but expressed the wish that someone had used a bit more initiative, and also concentrated more on the spiritual aspects of Christmas.

Inevitably, Little Johnnie at the back of the class had had his hand up all the while, snapping his fingers, and hissing "Miss, Miss." And as a last desperate resort she calls on him.

"Okay, Little Johnnie," says teacher. "What have you brought."

Proudly, Little Johnnie produces a set of ladies panties, which he twirls around his finger, high above his head, for all of the class to see.

"What are THOSE?" demands Teacher, as if she didn't know.

"They're girls' panties, Miss."

"I can see that, Johnnie. But what have they got to do with Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

 

 

 

[treeduck]

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[failte]

QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Dec 11 2006, 02:39 PM)

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector Light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."