ladirushfan80 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... =============== Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. =============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back Customer:! OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? == ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. =============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager" Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natural Rush Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 some of those are pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Enemy_Within Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 HAAHAHAHAHA, the last one was hilarioussssssss.. Thanks for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing2112 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slime Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I like them but I'm also pretty sure that NOBODY is that dense when it comes to computers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. CeeJ can't believe they posted this confidential call on the internet. And eventually I DID pee on the computer. It still didn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netgirl Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 - That was a great read....thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 WOW!! that was freakin' funny there certainly are some dumbasses out there... thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rocinante Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 there's a bunch here: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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