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some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth
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QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 12:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

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THAT WOULD PWN DEREK SO BAD!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 01:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

Would that take away from my post count?

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Im bored so im gonna tell a story

And I dont have as many posts as i want so im gonna tell each word of the story in its own post

 

Once upon a time

The End

 

It'll take too damn long to tell a whole story word by word

So ill just tell it in short sections as i come up with it

 

 

Once upon a time there was this guy

And he was that guy you see hangin on to the side of the garbage truck every week

You know...the guy that makes you wonder subconsciously "hmm....I wonder if that would be a cool job. Id get to ride on the outside of a garbage truck and throw garbage into the truck! and Id probably get paid rather well...Better than being a CAD drafter at least....."

But then you say "nahh f**k it. That job would blow"

anyway...this garbage guy one day found that someone threw away a CD

he looked at the CD. It was a burned CD obviously...but written on it was "Rush - Natural Science"

it didnt appear scratched or anything so whoever threw that CD out hated Natural Science

right away he was like "GLEAMINGALLOYAIRCAR81"

he told his driver to wait for a few minutes while he went to the door of the house

:knock knock knock:, he was all

Gleaming opened the door

 

"HEY!"

"WHAT!"

"you hate NatSci?"

"well....yeah!"

 

dead

yes, this man brutally attacked 81

Stuffed his remains in a trash bag and threw him on the truck

little did he know the man driving the truck saw the whole thing and didnt say anything about it

the NatSci Hater Murderer was promptly arrested and imprisoned

4 consecutive life sentences, the judge told him

at this point the man would rather have gotten the death penalty...but the judge was all "i bet this guy is waiting for me to say "you are sentenced to death" but im not going to hehe"

so of course he was shipped to a maximum security prison for life

it was the most miserable experience of his life

and you know why?

all because the bastard couldnt accept the fact that Taylor hates Natural Science and theres nothing reasonable he can do about it without killing him!

Which of course is the WRONG thing to do

Dont hate the man because he hates a song

You didnt write the song

Now, if Rush wants to beat the crap out of Taylor....all the best to em!

So the moral of my story is simple

So the moral of my story is simple

GleamingAlloyAirCar81....should live

Thank you all whove clicked through these pages to read my story

Oh shit! I only filled up 2 pages?!

That was a horrible story!

Oh well i tried

I hope gooby comes here to read my story

I already know Taylor, the man who was killed, is reading it

 

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QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 21 2008, 10:26 PM)
Im bored so im gonna tell a story
And I dont have as many posts as i want so im gonna tell each word of the story in its own post

Once upon a time
The End

It'll take too damn long to tell a whole story word by word
So ill just tell it in short sections as i come up with it


Once upon a time there was this guy
And he was that guy you see hangin on to the side of the garbage truck every week
You know...the guy that makes you wonder subconsciously "hmm....I wonder if that would be a cool job. Id get to ride on the outside of a garbage truck and throw garbage into the truck! and Id probably get paid rather well...Better than being a CAD drafter at least....."
But then you say "nahh f**k it. That job would blow"
anyway...this garbage guy one day found that someone threw away a CD
he looked at the CD. It was a burned CD obviously...but written on it was "Rush - Natural Science"
it didnt appear scratched or anything so whoever threw that CD out hated Natural Science
right away he was like "GLEAMINGALLOYAIRCAR81"
he told his driver to wait for a few minutes while he went to the door of the house
:knock knock knock:, he was all
Gleaming opened the door

"HEY!"
"WHAT!"
"you hate NatSci?"
"well....yeah!"

dead
yes, this man brutally attacked 81
Stuffed his remains in a trash bag and threw him on the truck
little did he know the man driving the truck saw the whole thing and didnt say anything about it
the NatSci Hater Murderer was promptly arrested and imprisoned
4 consecutive life sentences, the judge told him
at this point the man would rather have gotten the death penalty...but the judge was all "i bet this guy is waiting for me to say "you are sentenced to death" but im not going to hehe"
so of course he was shipped to a maximum security prison for life
it was the most miserable experience of his life
and you know why?
all because the bastard couldnt accept the fact that Taylor hates Natural Science and theres nothing reasonable he can do about it without killing him!
Which of course is the WRONG thing to do
Dont hate the man because he hates a song
You didnt write the song
Now, if Rush wants to beat the crap out of Taylor....all the best to em!
So the moral of my story is simple
So the moral of my story is simple
GleamingAlloyAirCar81....should live
Thank you all whove clicked through these pages to read my story
Oh shit! I only filled up 2 pages?!
That was a horrible story!
Oh well i tried
I hope gooby comes here to read my story
I already know Taylor, the man who was killed, is reading it

that... that's beautiful! yes.gif fists crying.gif

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QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 22 2008, 01:21 AM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 01:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

Would that take away from my post count?

yes

I was a mod and admin on other boards...so yes, sadly it would take away from your post count, BUT you still have the opportunity to build it back up with more meaningful posts and threads!

 

Your time spent on a board like this one shouldn't be solely on whoring up your post count anyway. It's a great way to let people know who you are, and what you're about!

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QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 07:23 AM)
QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 22 2008, 01:21 AM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 01:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

Would that take away from my post count?

yes

I was a mod and admin on other boards...so yes, sadly it would take away from your post count, BUT you still have the opportunity to build it back up with more meaningful posts and threads!

 

Your time spent on a board like this one shouldn't be solely on whoring up your post count anyway. It's a great way to let people know who you are, and what you're about!

Says the guy who spends half his TRF time in the Insult Thread.. wink.gif

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QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 22 2008, 01:49 PM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 07:23 AM)
QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 22 2008, 01:21 AM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 01:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

Would that take away from my post count?

yes

I was a mod and admin on other boards...so yes, sadly it would take away from your post count, BUT you still have the opportunity to build it back up with more meaningful posts and threads!

 

Your time spent on a board like this one shouldn't be solely on whoring up your post count anyway. It's a great way to let people know who you are, and what you're about!

Says the guy who spends half his TRF time in the Insult Thread.. wink.gif

DAMN YOU JAYE *shakes fist at her* busted

 

 

well, only because flaming's for fun, and I'm all for fun tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 07:42 PM)
QUOTE (Jaye @ Jun 22 2008, 01:49 PM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 07:23 AM)
QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 22 2008, 01:21 AM)
QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jun 22 2008, 01:17 AM)
some admin or mod should collate these single posts into one long post so if anyone REALLY wants to read it they can...or they can do it just to save bandwidth

Would that take away from my post count?

yes

I was a mod and admin on other boards...so yes, sadly it would take away from your post count, BUT you still have the opportunity to build it back up with more meaningful posts and threads!

 

Your time spent on a board like this one shouldn't be solely on whoring up your post count anyway. It's a great way to let people know who you are, and what you're about!

Says the guy who spends half his TRF time in the Insult Thread.. wink.gif

DAMN YOU JAYE *shakes fist at her* busted

 

 

well, only because flaming's for fun, and I'm all for fun tongue.gif

trink39.gif i second that!

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