The Bored Thread

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anyway...this garbage guy one day found that someone threw away a CD

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he looked at the CD. It was a burned CD obviously...but written on it was "Rush - Natural Science"

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it didnt appear scratched or anything so whoever threw that CD out hated Natural Science

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right away he was like "GLEAMINGALLOYAIRCAR81"

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he told his driver to wait for a few minutes while he went to the door of the house

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:knock knock knock:, he was all

Gleaming opened the door

 

"HEY!"

"WHAT!"

"you hate NatSci?"

"well....yeah!"

 

dead

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yes, this man brutally attacked 81

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Stuffed his remains in a trash bag and threw him on the truck

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little did he know the man driving the truck saw the whole thing and didnt say anything about it

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the NatSci Hater Murderer was promptly arrested and imprisoned

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4 consecutive life sentences, the judge told him

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at this point the man would rather have gotten the death penalty...but the judge was all "i bet this guy is waiting for me to say "you are sentenced to death" but im not going to hehe"

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so of course he was shipped to a maximum security prison for life

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it was the most miserable experience of his life

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and you know why?

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all because the bastard couldnt accept the fact that Taylor hates Natural Science and theres nothing reasonable he can do about it without killing him!

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Which of course is the WRONG thing to do

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Dont hate the man because he hates a song

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You didnt write the song

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Now, if Rush wants to beat the crap out of Taylor....all the best to em!

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So the moral of my story is simple

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So the moral of my story is simple

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GleamingAlloyAirCar81....should live

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Thank you all whove clicked through these pages to read my story

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Oh shit! I only filled up 2 pages?!