ladirushfan80 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Water and Booze Education WATER...... It has been demonstrated scientifically that if we drink 1 quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we will have consumed 1 pound of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other spirits because they have to go through a process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = SHIT BOOZE = HEALTH Free yourself of shit, drink booze. It is better to drink booze and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 06:57 AM)Water and Booze Education WATER...... It has been demonstrated scientifically that if we drink 1 quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we will have consumed 1 pound of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other spirits because they have to go through a process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = SHIT BOOZE = HEALTH Free yourself of shit, drink booze. It is better to drink booze and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... We learn something new every day Thanks for that important info ladirushfan80 It's off to the Pub now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchpad67a Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 That's why I'm so damn healthy. Is a fifth of vodka a day bad?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Sounds good to me! Although, I still drink a lot of water also, but I try to limit it to bottled spring water.. Hopefully, that has less shit in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Drink Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 06:57 AM) WATER...... It has been demonstrated scientifically that if we drink 1 quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we will have consumed 1 pound of shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Banana Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Ladirush fan is right! The bottle of Smirnoff in my bar says "triple distilled". My bottle of water doesn't say that! Mix it with some DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker (that's a fruit, right?) and I have quite a healthy snack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 05:57 AM) Water and Booze Education WATER...... It has been demonstrated scientifically that if we drink 1 quart of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we will have consumed 1 pound of shit! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other spirits because they have to go through a process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = SHIT BOOZE = HEALTH Free yourself of shit, drink booze. It is better to drink booze and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... Awww, okay!! I'll take your advice ladirushfan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 2 2006, 12:42 PM) Sounds good to me! Although, I still drink a lot of water also, but I try to limit it to bottled spring water.. Hopefully, that has less shit in it. a lot of bottled water comes directly from municipal water supplies, so it's the same amount of shit, just comes in a plastic bottle and costs much more than the shit right ffrom your kitchen sink....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Jun 8 2006, 12:07 AM) QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 2 2006, 12:42 PM) Sounds good to me! Although, I still drink a lot of water also, but I try to limit it to bottled spring water.. Hopefully, that has less shit in it. a lot of bottled water comes directly from municipal water supplies, so it's the same amount of shit, just comes in a plastic bottle and costs much more than the shit right ffrom your kitchen sink....... That's true. That's why I said "spring water" which comes direct from the source.. The water like Aqua-Fina, etc... is just purified tap water. If it doesn't say "mountain spring water" I don't drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Bridge Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 When I have been out on a real beer session I always come home and try to down as much water as possible. It now explains why beer makes me cr*p so much the next day - cheers for the info. NO more water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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