AgentScotty Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^ Blows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^Sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^Gargles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^Doesn't know you're not supposed to swallow gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^ Knows about swallowing things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^Tried to get a job as a used car salesman, but was told he was too annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^ Penn Gilette took out a restraining order on her, his stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^Teller told him to shut the fuche up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^ Defies the laws of physics; he sucks and blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^ Suxz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^Wouldn't know a good flame if he got burned by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keneticdreamer Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ^^^Needs Mapquest to find his way down the hall And...pssstttt......Mark, it's Penn JILLETTE. But since you don't stalk him, you wouldn't know. And I only stalk him to see what kind of hair conditioner he uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Keeps a notebook of all celebrities' beauty secrets, which she obsessively collects, tests on herself, then passes on as her own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Does so with the secrets of celebrities such as Britney Spears and George W. Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Often goes to the barber and says "Just give me the G.W". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gangster of Boats Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Wants to have her bush shaped like Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^Thinks his unit should be deemed a national treasure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^thinks it would be a good idea to jump head first in to the grand canyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Thinks mice come from bread crumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^^thinks blue cheese comes from blue milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Thinks there is actually blue milk that naturally occurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^^thinks chocolate milk comes from cows that are fed lots of chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Actually not sexy enough for his cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^^thinks it's sexy to eat cat turds out of the litter box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ^^Uses a litter box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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