ABZ Highlander Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/bigjohn.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 (edited) celia drank the ocean acrimony spread like a submarine across the face of the planetarium, as palentologists lost their wrenches and watched their livers exploding. i will fetch my crossbow lacquered with the shattered dreams of cinammon rutilated rump roast factions. serpentine egg nog infiltrators are shamans, and tuedsay is yesterday backwards, but only if the oily substance oozing out of the fresh preened wood stops pulsating like a young, willowy, twelve-legged muskrat thimble from my third wife's cylindrical carpentry feet. how's that for washing your corpus? finally, heterodyne silicon polaroids will weep effecaciously through the fractured cobwebbed brambles in search of an oxymoron it can fondle. if the fur of the wine elephant is glossy, fifty fortresses of silver and garnet will be erected beyond the sand granules that litter the event horizon, pressing grape equation lint beneath its trussed heat lamps in a ode to supernatural brain scoops and many-layered palindrome mints. get the sandpaper scissors out of the molten cubbyhole to wipe clean the gold stones. helios screamed for the daydreams to end, but as a sacrament to twelve hundred dawns that slipped his mind during the galactic orb incident, amino acid scupltures wilted like a sunbeam explodes when it catches the light of a rich and potent fetuccini alfredo sauce that grandmother hid in her other turban. mind the shelled fibrous husks - they are waxy, burstproof and will drown out all light and sound. plop goes the toboggan that carried celia down a flight of stairs into the pregnant abyss, reaching out with all tendrils for the outer limits the spectroscopes cannot measure. Edited January 27, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 27 2006, 03:29 PM) celia drank the ocean acrimony spread like a submarine across the face of the planetarium, as palentologists lost their wrenches and watched their livers exploding. i will fetch my crossbow lacquered with the shattered dreams of cinammon rutilated rump roast factions. serpentine egg nog infiltrators are shamans, and tuedsay is yesterday backwards, but only if the oily substance oozing out of the fresh preened wood stops pulsating like a young, willowy, twelve-legged muskrat thimble from my third wife's cylindrical carpentry feet. how's that for washing your corpus? finally, heterodyne silicon polaroids will weep effecaciously through the fractured cobwebbed brambles in search of an oxymoron it can fondle. if the fur of the wine elephant is glossy, fifty fortresses of silver and garnet will be erected beyond the sand granules that litter the event horizon, pressing grape equation lint beneath its trussed heat lamps in a ode to supernatural brain scoops and many-layered palindrome mints. get the sandpaper scissors out of the molten cubbyhole to wipe clean the gold stones. helios screamed for the daydreams to end, but as a sacrament to twelve hundred dawns that slipped his mind during the galactic orb incident, amino acid scupltures wilted like a sunbeam explodes when it catches the light of a rich and potent fetuccini alfredo sauce that grandmother hid in her other turban. mind the shelled fibrous husks - they are waxy, burstproof and will drown out all light and sound. plop goes the toboggan that carried celia down a flight of stairs into the pregnant abyss, reaching out with all tendrils for the outer limits the spectroscopes cannot measure. wow , tuesday is yesterday backwards. now thats profound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 27 2006, 09:02 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 27 2006, 03:29 PM) celia drank the ocean acrimony spread like a submarine across the face of the planetarium, as palentologists lost their wrenches and watched their livers exploding. i will fetch my crossbow lacquered with the shattered dreams of cinammon rutilated rump roast factions. serpentine egg nog infiltrators are shamans, and tuedsay is yesterday backwards, but only if the oily substance oozing out of the fresh preened wood stops pulsating like a young, willowy, twelve-legged muskrat thimble from my third wife's cylindrical carpentry feet. how's that for washing your corpus? finally, heterodyne silicon polaroids will weep effecaciously through the fractured cobwebbed brambles in search of an oxymoron it can fondle. if the fur of the wine elephant is glossy, fifty fortresses of silver and garnet will be erected beyond the sand granules that litter the event horizon, pressing grape equation lint beneath its trussed heat lamps in a ode to supernatural brain scoops and many-layered palindrome mints. get the sandpaper scissors out of the molten cubbyhole to wipe clean the gold stones. helios screamed for the daydreams to end, but as a sacrament to twelve hundred dawns that slipped his mind during the galactic orb incident, amino acid scupltures wilted like a sunbeam explodes when it catches the light of a rich and potent fetuccini alfredo sauce that grandmother hid in her other turban. mind the shelled fibrous husks - they are waxy, burstproof and will drown out all light and sound. plop goes the toboggan that carried celia down a flight of stairs into the pregnant abyss, reaching out with all tendrils for the outer limits the spectroscopes cannot measure. wow , tuesday is yesterday backwards. now thats profound. And grandmother has two turbans!! count 'em TWO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 you people are completely missing the point... http://www.at.artslink.co.za/~elu/objects/intersection.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/3594/10776/t/52285-German-performance-art-0.jpg The operators of jawk jaw on a rare outing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/porcupinehead.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=evil+clowns/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=124lv84qb/EXP=1138551593/*-http%3A//www.theforsaken.co.uk/clownimages/c10.gif I WILL DESTROY YOU JAWK JAW ! YOUR DOOMED ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Oh aye, you and whose army.............? http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/army2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/electric.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=electricity/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13qjot5a2/EXP=1138579978/*-http%3A//www.cedu.niu.edu/scied/student/homepages/01_fall/webquests/section_02/nesemeier/electricity.jpg i am electric soup man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 29 2006, 12:13 AM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=electricity/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13qjot5a2/EXP=1138579978/*-http%3A//www.cedu.niu.edu/scied/student/homepages/01_fall/webquests/section_02/nesemeier/electricity.jpg i am electric soup man ! Welcome aboard the Electric Soup Express! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=electricity/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=136to37qj/EXP=1138581469/*-http%3A//www.cobb.k12.ga.us/~Simpson/Teacher%20Sites/Teacher%20Sites/Electricity.jpg ELECTRIC SOUP ! ! ! ! ! AAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! ! ! ! E L E C T R I C ! ! S O U P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 29 2006, 12:39 AM) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=electricity/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=136to37qj/EXP=1138581469/*-http%3A//www.cobb.k12.ga.us/~Simpson/Teacher%20Sites/Teacher%20Sites/Electricity.jpg ELECTRIC SOUP ! ! ! ! ! AAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! ! ! ! E L E C T R I C ! ! S O U P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Electric Soup= Electric Funeral!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/kuddelmuddel.jpg Have you heard the latest about Jawk Jaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/stfu_animated.gif JAWK !!!!!!! JAW!!!!!!!RULES!!!!!!! sorry i had to do it. Edited January 29, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 QUOTE (slacker @ Jan 28 2006, 08:22 PM) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/kuddelmuddel.jpg Have you heard the latest about Jawk Jaw? no please go on ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jan 28 2006, 11:37 PM)QUOTE (slacker @ Jan 28 2006, 08:22 PM) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/kuddelmuddel.jpg Have you heard the latest about Jawk Jaw? no please go on ! "it's the feel good thread of the year says" -peter travers of rolling stone magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/05/16/241259/snorkle.jpg i traveled the four corners of the globe to find it, and now here i have finally found the lost jawk jaw! i give it to you now for all to enjoy! bake the rolls! http://forum.gladiator-antivirus.com/html/emoticons/muffin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://www.fblauer.com/hello/1193415/640/50th%20Birthday%20party%20in%20the%20country%20029-2005.03.07-11.10.48.jpg image from the celebration party honoring 50 pages of jawk jaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/viewmastergeneral/vienna_guitars.jpg JAMMIN' TO JAWK JAW!!! Bakin' the Rolls Vienna Style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=frankenstein/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12ksrdehf/EXP=1138635952/*-http%3A//shots.oxo.li/hot/OXO-World/Boris_Karloff_Frankenstein.jpg well good morning everyone , frankenstein here. i just wanted you all to know that the next jawk jaw post will be number 500 ! as you can plainly see im very excited about this fact.who will post number 500, i can hardly wait to see what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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