Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 2 2006, 08:04 PM)The Philanthropic Robot Meets The Toadstool of Dildoland "Butternut pancakes and buttermilk squash", said the toadstool egg to the thin wire fillament of my anal brain cavity. Forge the hump and drive the chariot to my lovely lady, Lumps. A cabbage cow ate oyster swallows, as the technicolor trunk spanked a meat elbow, but if furniture diamonds are cheering the pelican ale with the tiny microfibers of the bluish-green "other" goat, then a peaceful dodecahedron equivalency can be obtained, topped with a thin skin of a syrupy milky-white substrate. Only the inky whiteness of space, coated with olive oil, can ferment the beer nuggest enough for centaurs to shatter the eardrums of a philanthropic robot. These two should meet, and so it was ordained, and whiskey gum puppies were inhaled at twenty-five second intervals while kittens of lumberjack felt irrigated a dutch chocolate fountain inside a pole vaulter's leather strut helmet whilst screaming about the inequalities inherent in suction cup shavings. In the end, the dildos were untouched. wow i cant believe you of all people would stoop to making storys that include the word dildo ! http://www.parody-pages.com/coolpics/funnypictures0011.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=strange/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=135k8i4ik/EXP=1139062688/*-http%3A//www.atakra.com/pictures/ebaycomics/magazines/doctor_strange_classics03.jpg read what the discriminate palates of jawk jaw read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=angry+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13gpkuf09/EXP=1139071822/*-http%3A//www.tribalmessenger.org/t-middle-east/images/iraq-war-2/Angry%20Baghdad-residents.jpg people world wide are not happy about ticks prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=angry+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=120jpssm8/EXP=1139071915/*-http%3A//www.pcimagenetwork.com/express/p6.jpg did you hear that asshole tick predicted when he would post number 2112 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=angry+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12vl39l70/EXP=1139072009/*-http%3A//www.gilmoregroup.com/market_offerings/Black_Woman_Angry_On_Phone.jpg you have got to be kidding me he did what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Feb 3 2006, 12:24 AM) QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 2 2006, 09:52 PM) http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/moonriver.jpg The official bike rack of jawk jaw ABZ, I hereby name you my "Genius Of The Day" (Goobs has had the title about three times this week, but I never tell him, I don't want to give him a swelled head) Thanks madra! I'll try not to get carried away with my new title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/me.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=scary+people/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12n7fv9ot/EXP=1139074244/*-http%3A//myke.trecento.com/arc_img/people/allen_aaron/scary_beast.jpg yeah tickman you go ! Edited February 3, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Supreme%20Goth%20Dork.jpg i dont know this tick guy scares me. Edited February 3, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Gay%20Fairy.jpg you go tick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Hey everyone, relax, this thread needs a little light music....... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/cannibalGoreObsessedgross.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Satanic%20Moron.jpg mom im going over billys house ill be home by 11:00 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Cabbage%20Man.jpg congrats tick on your 2112 thing ,see ya at 4:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 05:39 PM)http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Satanic%20Moron.jpg mom im going over billys house ill be home by 11:00 . Ok Nigel, don't be late http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/straitjacket.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.sternwarte-ueberlingen.de/vortraege/nostradamus/nostradamus.gif Nostradamus wrote at great length about the coming of Tick and his impending 2,112th post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 3 2006, 12:47 PM) http://www.sternwarte-ueberlingen.de/vortraege/nostradamus/nostradamus.gif Nostradamus wrote at great length about the coming of Tick and his impending 2,112th post. "in the future out of the north will come into prominance a very strange being who will threaten the sanity of the world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 09:54 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 3 2006, 12:47 PM) http://www.sternwarte-ueberlingen.de/vortraege/nostradamus/nostradamus.gif Nostradamus wrote at great length about the coming of Tick and his impending 2,112th post. "in the future out of the north will come into prominance a very strange being who will threaten the sanity of the world." Ah, a common misconception, that particular prophecy was actually about me. The one most directly referring to you was: "In a time five decades after a second war that will involve the entirety of the world, there will come a man, and he will be named after a creature that causes disease. He will hail from the same state that the name of the disease originates, and it will be a disease of limes. At the apex of his life, he will mark a milestone with a significant number made up of 1's and 2's that represents a sound from three decades prior, an occasion whose aftereffects will echo for centuries to come. Many will admire his madness, and oft mistake it for genius, but in truth it will plunge the world into a cataclysmic chaos such as the world has never known before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/HillBilly%20Chick.jpg i believe it , i believe anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny%20Looking%2060s%20Band.jpg why to go tick ol boy see ya at 4:30 mate, yours trully ,the blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Critics all over the world are exclaiming: "That tick really has http://www.decodog.com/inven/sports/sp25368.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 01:20 PM) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny%20Looking%2060s%20Band.jpg why to go tick ol boy see ya at 4:30 mate, yours trully ,the blokes. highlanders family comes to the states for the big day . i am so touched .(you have no idea.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 06:27 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 01:20 PM) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny%20Looking%2060s%20Band.jpg why to go tick ol boy see ya at 4:30 mate, yours trully ,the blokes. highlanders family comes to the states for the big day . i am so touched .(you have no idea.) That's where they got to! Ach well, no Whisky stilling or Sheep rustling tonight then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/112326fkNJ_w.jpg Edited February 3, 2006 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/WaterSki.jpg Extreme Jawk Jaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Feb 3 2006, 06:20 PM) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny%20Looking%2060s%20Band.jpg why to go tick ol boy see ya at 4:30 mate, yours trully ,the blokes. Unless I'm very much mistaken, I think that's a pic of Big Tom and the Mainliners, a massively popular showband in Ireland in the '60s!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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