You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

I'm sorry I was cross earlier. From now on, we'll be like ourselves. :hug2: Oh, Beatrice.

Roughly he grabbed her heavy shoulders, pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Please, let me put it in a little way. I take it out if you don't like it. ;)

But you mean... is it very large?

:no: Brentford's caribou...gorn.

Look, there's not really a great deal of point in your, sort of hanging on at your end, because I'm afraid there aren't any more goals or anything.

This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. :sigh:

It's like those miserable psalms - they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!

Now, my good wife. Whilst I rest, read to me a while from Shakespeare's 'Gay Boys in Bondage'. :popcorn:

I was trying to do my butch voice, you know, 'what the jury must understand', and they loved it, you know. I could see that admin eyeing me.

I've just heard that 73 was a poof, exclamation mark. :o What would Captain RushRevisited have said, question mark.

I'm not taking me trousers down on TRF. What do you think I am?

We now have a totally new offer...a nude lady. :ebert:

Erm, women taken in sin, line up against that wall, will you?

Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! A telegram. From the Kremlin. The Central Committee. It says...'Carry on with the execution'. :bang bang:

Hey, you know, Robert, I think there's a play there .... get t'Ray Danniels on t'phone.

But on the other hand, is it what the public wants? :huh: I mean with the new permissiveness, not to mention the balance of payments.

Very good. We shall use my largest scales.

Oh honestly Simon, it's absolutely pointless trying to do this if you're going to cheat. It really is awful of you. :tsk:

Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed Simon`s devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards.

However, we happen to know he's in the water barrel. :16ton:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar:

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that Robert's unique style first flowered.

[blackhawkrush]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar:

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that Robert's unique style first flowered.

And talking of filth...I have asked you once about the carpet. :tsk:

[IbanezJem]

TRF admins have not been slow to appreciate the sea's tremendous dramatic value. And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of 'Measure for Measure'.

No, I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Something for Nothing.' :geddy:

Last night I had 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again' for six hours.

And four hours to bury a cat? Oh, you must be tired. :hug2:

I've fallen off my chair, Robert.

This belongs to Mrs. Edgeworth of Pinner. She's standing over there. :whipgirl:

Oh, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.

My friend he say 'Milan is better than Napoli.' :ebert:

I'm French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

You mean you don't make any honey at all? Well, why do you come here trying to flog this stuff, then? :kisshug:

Remember, if you do want anything... jewellery, Ascot water heaters...

I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. :codger:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas.

Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh. :drool:

I'm afraid I cannot comment on that until it's been officially hushed up.

:blah: That's the exact frequency...now keep it there.

I had it. I had it you old bag. Mein lieber Gott! What are you doing? What's that! What's that!

Some Mozart concertos, dear. :guitar:

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that Robert's unique style first flowered.

And talking of filth...I have asked you once about the carpet. :tsk:

Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.

[blackhawkrush]

I'm a little bit sad and lonely. Now my baby's gone away. :bang bang: :whipgirl:

[IbanezJem]

I'm a little bit sad and lonely. Now my baby's gone away. :bang bang: :whipgirl:

We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him.

[blackhawkrush]

I'm a little bit sad and lonely. Now my baby's gone away. :bang bang: :whipgirl:

We wish to praise the infant. We must pay homage to him.

What you got for us today, then? :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish?