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100. Avenged Sevenfold – “City Of Evil”

99. Evanescence – “Fallen”

98. Sunn O))) – “Monoliths & Dimensions”

97. Gojira – “From Mars To Sirius”

96. Kvelertak – “Meir”

95. Dream Theater – “Images And Words”

94. Deafheaven – “Sunbather”

93. White Zombie – “La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume One”

92. Eyehategod – “Take As Needed For Pain”

91. Naked City – “Torture Garden”

90. Body Count – “Body Count”

89. Nightwish – “Once”

88. Pig Destroyer – “Terrifyer”

87. Manowar – “Hail To England”

86. Lamb Of God – “As The Palaces Burn”

85. Darkthrone – “Transilvanian Hunger”

84. High On Fire – “Blessed Black Wings”

83. Baroness – “The Red Album”

82. Entombed – “The Left Hand Path”

81. Bathory – “Under The Sign Of The Black Mark”

80. Ministry – “Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs”

79. At The Gates – “Slaughter Of The Soul”

78. Voivod – “Dimension Hatröss”

77. Meshuggah – “Destroy Erase Improve”

76. Twisted Sister – “Stay Hungry”

75. Morbid Angel – “Covenant”

74. Venom – “Welcome To Hell”

73. Scorpions – “Blackout”

72. Isis – “Oceanic”

71. Living Colour – “Vivid”

70. Death – “Human”

69. Soundgarden – “Louder Than Love”

68. Marilyn Manson – “Portrait Of Am American Family”

67. Queensrÿche – “Operation: Mindcrime”

66. Deftones – “White Pony”

65. Faith No More – “Angel Dust”

64. Godflesh – “Streetcleaner”

63. Sodom – “Agent Orange”

62. Sleep – “Jerusalem”

61. Converge – “Jane Doe”

60. Melvins – “Bullhead”

59. Napalm Death – “From Enslavement To Obliteration”

58. Life Of Agony – “River Runs Red”

57. Emperor – “Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk”

56. The Dillinger Escape Plan – “Calculating Infinity”

55. Opeth – “Blackwater Park”

54. Helmet – “Meantime”

53. Type O Negative – “Bloody Kisses”

52. Def Leppard” – “Pyromania”

51. Carcass – “Heartwork”

50. Slipknot – “Iowa”

49. Neurosis – “Through Silver In Blood”

48. Rainbow – “Rising”

47. Slayer – “South Of Heaven”

46. Mastodon – “Leviathan”

45. Exodus – “Bonded By Blood”

44. Mötley Crüe – “Shout At The Devil”

43. Judas Priest – “Stained Class”

42. Diamond Head – “Lightning To The Nations”

41. Kyuss – “Blues For The Red Sun”

40. Mayhem – “De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas”

39. Pantera – “Far Beyond Driven”

38. Iron Maiden – “Powerslave”

37. Black Sabbath – “Heaven And Hell”

36. Van Halen – “Women And Children First”

35. Metallica – “Kill ‘Em All”

34. Black Sabbath – “Master Of Reality”

33. Megadeth – “Countdown To Extinction”

32. Black Sabbath – “Sabotage”

31. Slayer – “Seasons In The Abyss”

30. Korn – “Korn”

29. Sepultura – “Chaos A.D.”

28. Celtic Frost – “Morbid Tales”

27. System Of A Down – “Toxicity”

26. Alice In Chains – “Dirt”

25. Metallica – “Metallica”

24. Rage Against The Machine – “Rage Against The Machine”

23. Danzig – “Danzig”

22. Mötley Crüe – “Too Fast For Love”

21. Metallica – “…And Justice For All”

20. Anthrax – “Among The Living”

19. Megadeth – “Rust In Peace”

18. Tool – “Ænima”

17. Mercyful Fate – “Melissa”

16. Dio – “Holy Diver”

15. Ozzy Osbourne – “Diary Of A Madman”

14. Black Sabbath – “Vol. 4”

13. Iron Maiden – “Iron Maiden”

12. Judas Priest – “Screaming For Vengeance”

11. Metallica – “Ride The Lightning”

10. Pantera – “Vulgar Display Of Power”

09. Ozzy Osbourne – “Blizzard Of Ozz”

08. Megadeth – “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?”

07. Motörhead – “No Remorse”

06. Slayer – “Reign In Blood”

05. Black Sabbath – “Black Sabbath”

04. Iron Maiden – “The Number Of The Beast”

03. Judas Priest – “British Steel”

02. Metallica – “Master Of Puppets”

01. Black Sabbath – “Paranoid“

 

Is this list on some Rolling Stone toilet paper so I can wipe my ass?

 

What a joke. "KILLERS" should be about "IRON MAIDEN!"

 

I do love "Too Fast For Love" in the 22 hole though.

 

But wait!

 

If Def Leppard's pop record "Pyromania" is on this list then where the fuckk is "APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION?"

 

APPETITE SHOULD BE TOP FIVE!

Sorry Earl I'm not a fan of Tons of Poses...

 

I know dude! But in the big scheme of things "Appetite For Destruction" was a game changer. "Lies" was great too because of their live ep on side one.

 

As for "Abuse Your Illusion" Of Fame I get it. Those two albums have more filler than the shite meat they serve the sheeple at TACO BELL!

Why did they not just make Misuse Your Delusions a double album?

 

"Confuse Your Delusions" should have been a single record.

I know but they made it two separate albums, two different albums that were completely the same.

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100. Avenged Sevenfold – “City Of Evil”

99. Evanescence – “Fallen”

98. Sunn O))) – “Monoliths & Dimensions”

97. Gojira – “From Mars To Sirius”

96. Kvelertak – “Meir”

95. Dream Theater – “Images And Words”

94. Deafheaven – “Sunbather”

93. White Zombie – “La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume One”

92. Eyehategod – “Take As Needed For Pain”

91. Naked City – “Torture Garden”

90. Body Count – “Body Count”

89. Nightwish – “Once”

88. Pig Destroyer – “Terrifyer”

87. Manowar – “Hail To England”

86. Lamb Of God – “As The Palaces Burn”

85. Darkthrone – “Transilvanian Hunger”

84. High On Fire – “Blessed Black Wings”

83. Baroness – “The Red Album”

82. Entombed – “The Left Hand Path”

81. Bathory – “Under The Sign Of The Black Mark”

80. Ministry – “Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs”

79. At The Gates – “Slaughter Of The Soul”

78. Voivod – “Dimension Hatröss”

77. Meshuggah – “Destroy Erase Improve”

76. Twisted Sister – “Stay Hungry”

75. Morbid Angel – “Covenant”

74. Venom – “Welcome To Hell”

73. Scorpions – “Blackout”

72. Isis – “Oceanic”

71. Living Colour – “Vivid”

70. Death – “Human”

69. Soundgarden – “Louder Than Love”

68. Marilyn Manson – “Portrait Of Am American Family”

67. Queensrÿche – “Operation: Mindcrime”

66. Deftones – “White Pony”

65. Faith No More – “Angel Dust”

64. Godflesh – “Streetcleaner”

63. Sodom – “Agent Orange”

62. Sleep – “Jerusalem”

61. Converge – “Jane Doe”

60. Melvins – “Bullhead”

59. Napalm Death – “From Enslavement To Obliteration”

58. Life Of Agony – “River Runs Red”

57. Emperor – “Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk”

56. The Dillinger Escape Plan – “Calculating Infinity”

55. Opeth – “Blackwater Park”

54. Helmet – “Meantime”

53. Type O Negative – “Bloody Kisses”

52. Def Leppard” – “Pyromania”

51. Carcass – “Heartwork”

50. Slipknot – “Iowa”

49. Neurosis – “Through Silver In Blood”

48. Rainbow – “Rising”

47. Slayer – “South Of Heaven”

46. Mastodon – “Leviathan”

45. Exodus – “Bonded By Blood”

44. Mötley Crüe – “Shout At The Devil”

43. Judas Priest – “Stained Class”

42. Diamond Head – “Lightning To The Nations”

41. Kyuss – “Blues For The Red Sun”

40. Mayhem – “De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas”

39. Pantera – “Far Beyond Driven”

38. Iron Maiden – “Powerslave”

37. Black Sabbath – “Heaven And Hell”

36. Van Halen – “Women And Children First”

35. Metallica – “Kill ‘Em All”

34. Black Sabbath – “Master Of Reality”

33. Megadeth – “Countdown To Extinction”

32. Black Sabbath – “Sabotage”

31. Slayer – “Seasons In The Abyss”

30. Korn – “Korn”

29. Sepultura – “Chaos A.D.”

28. Celtic Frost – “Morbid Tales”

27. System Of A Down – “Toxicity”

26. Alice In Chains – “Dirt”

25. Metallica – “Metallica”

24. Rage Against The Machine – “Rage Against The Machine”

23. Danzig – “Danzig”

22. Mötley Crüe – “Too Fast For Love”

21. Metallica – “…And Justice For All”

20. Anthrax – “Among The Living”

19. Megadeth – “Rust In Peace”

18. Tool – “Ænima”

17. Mercyful Fate – “Melissa”

16. Dio – “Holy Diver”

15. Ozzy Osbourne – “Diary Of A Madman”

14. Black Sabbath – “Vol. 4”

13. Iron Maiden – “Iron Maiden”

12. Judas Priest – “Screaming For Vengeance”

11. Metallica – “Ride The Lightning”

10. Pantera – “Vulgar Display Of Power”

09. Ozzy Osbourne – “Blizzard Of Ozz”

08. Megadeth – “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?”

07. Motörhead – “No Remorse”

06. Slayer – “Reign In Blood”

05. Black Sabbath – “Black Sabbath”

04. Iron Maiden – “The Number Of The Beast”

03. Judas Priest – “British Steel”

02. Metallica – “Master Of Puppets”

01. Black Sabbath – “Paranoid“

 

Is this list on some Rolling Stone toilet paper so I can wipe my ass?

 

What a joke. "KILLERS" should be about "IRON MAIDEN!"

 

I do love "Too Fast For Love" in the 22 hole though.

 

But wait!

 

If Def Leppard's pop record "Pyromania" is on this list then where the fuckk is "APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION?"

 

APPETITE SHOULD BE TOP FIVE!

Sorry Earl I'm not a fan of Tons of Poses...

 

I know dude! But in the big scheme of things "Appetite For Destruction" was a game changer. "Lies" was great too because of their live ep on side one.

 

As for "Abuse Your Illusion" Of Fame I get it. Those two albums have more filler than the shite meat they serve the sheeple at TACO BELL!

Why did they not just make Misuse Your Delusions a double album?

 

"Confuse Your Delusions" should have been a single record.

I know but they made it two separate albums, two different albums that were completely the same.

 

Yes Pat. I am not a fan of those two albums. Did you know that "November Rain" was written before "Appetite" came out?

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

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KROKUS "Metal Rendevous" "Heatstrokes" "One Vice At A Time" "HEADHUNTER!"

 

This list is a joke.

The only Krokus Rolling Stone has heard of are these...

 

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HAHAHAHA!! I am literally choking on my saliva.

 

You kill me.

 

Very DEEP PURPLE!

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

 

Again for the Top 100th time.

 

Once Cliff passed away, METALLICA turned into MEDIOCREA

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

Aye!

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No "Thunder And Lighting" by Thin Lizzy?

 

As Roger Waters would fart out of his communist mouth..... "this list is a charade you are!" Sounds more like Yoda after ingesting Dagobah mushrooms!

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

Aye!

 

I love you Pat!

 

Never leave or I will!

 

The only BAN I wear is on my armpits! LOL!

 

Speaking of which there are a lot of stinkers on that list. More like a "SHIST." Half shit half list.

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

Aye!

 

I love you Pat!

 

Never leave or I will!

 

The only BAN I wear is on my armpits! LOL!

 

Speaking of which there are a lot of stinkers on that list. More like a "SHIST." Half shit half list.

Meanwhile my hair has gone into HUGE afro mode today!

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Don't forget to get this album this week EARL, all 17 songs on 2 discs! Rock Candy does it again!

 

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OMG!!!

 

I CAN"T WAIT!

 

Even though you know Pat, I have three Japanese pressings with obis and bonus tracks already! I've had them in my collection for decades!!!

 

I'm SICK!

 

LET'S MAKE AMERICA SICK AGAIN!

 

Love,

 

ALICE COOPER

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

Aye!

 

I love you Pat!

 

Never leave or I will!

 

The only BAN I wear is on my armpits! LOL!

 

Speaking of which there are a lot of stinkers on that list. More like a "SHIST." Half shit half list.

Meanwhile my hair has gone into HUGE afro mode today!

 

Hahaha! We must be brothers from the same mother!

 

I can't grow long hair because it will just go all fuckking Greg Brady.

 

I get it.

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Diamond Head gets some love which is awesome but no BUDGIE?

 

Didn't Rolling Stone's cash grab Bay Area Thrashers gone commercial rock do a cover from Budgie?

 

Metallica is like Wet Dream Theater. A cover band with lots of original material that is mediocre.

Aye!

 

I love you Pat!

 

Never leave or I will!

 

The only BAN I wear is on my armpits! LOL!

 

Speaking of which there are a lot of stinkers on that list. More like a "SHIST." Half shit half list.

Meanwhile my hair has gone into HUGE afro mode today!

 

Hahaha! We must be brothers from the same mother!

 

I can't grow long hair because it will just go all fuckking Greg Brady.

 

I get it.

Mine goes long but in dry weather or summer weather anyway it goes apeshit!

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