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    DonnaWanna replied to Tom Sawyer's topic in Video Vertigo

    QUOTE (Indica @ Mar 21 2005, 01:44 AM) I guess Joey because he's a stud. bahh im the "fat/ugly" version of monica im a killer cook but u can forget bout how she cleans i HATE cleaning and my Apt shows it ive been also known to have my ditzy spells like how PheebZ is but my cats arent smelly
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    it's gotten late and now i want to be alone all of our friends were here, they all have gone home and here i sit on the front porch watching the drunks stumble forth into the night "you gave me a heart attack; i did not see you there. i thought you had disappeared so early away from here." And this is the chance I never got to make a move. But we just talk about the people we've met in the last 5 years. And will remember them in ten more? I let you bum a smoke, you quit this winter past. I've tried twice before but like this, it just will not last. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ God bless the daylight, the sugary smell of springtime remembering when you were mine in a still suburban town When every Thursday, I'd brave those mountain passes and you'd skip your early classes and we'd learn how our bodies worked God damn the black night, with all its foul temptations I've become what I always hated when I was with you then We looked like giants in the back of my grey subcompact fumbling to make contact as the others slept inside and together there in a shroud of frost, the mountain air began to pass through every pane of weathered glass and I held you closer than anyone would ever get
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    We get so far and then it just starts rewinding And that same old song. We're playing it again. Suspension without suspense. Now that I've murdered your inspiration. And I've forced you up. Do you hate me? Do you want revenge? I want to call you, but I won't. We get so far.. tonight i watch the lights go out in your house. wondering how i can get so deep and you can still get sleep.
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    Hangin out Down the street.... The same old thing We did last week Not a thing to doooo But talk to youuuuu! Were all allright Were all allright
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    Jaws...... Hooper:Go further out! Brody: What for? Hooper: Will you go to the end of the pulpit please? Please go to the end of the pulpit! Brody: What for? Hooper: I need something in the foreground to give it some scale Brody: Foreground my ass! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can watch this movie Everytime I see it on Tv
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    Its good to be king...gotta LOVE Mel
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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says. "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
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    http://starterupsteve.com/swf/mcdonalds_ebonics.html?
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    THINGS TO PONDER....... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched >her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your >control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept >silent. > >The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts >and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." > >This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his >privates. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed >this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and >your brother." BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
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    QUOTE (dweezil @ Mar 1 2005, 11:03 AM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Mar 1 2005, 08:56 AM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Mar 1 2005, 10:09 AM) I didn't get my morning PM. I'm having withdrawal.............. maybe u should rely on sumone else to PM U Maybe you are not aware as to what I was referring to. Perhapes not , but im bored so wtf
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    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. . For the last test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" . The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." . The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." . Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. . "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." . MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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    http://www.bitoffun.com/weirds-orgasmic_simulator.htm
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    QUOTE (dweezil @ Mar 1 2005, 10:09 AM) I didn't get my morning PM. I'm having withdrawal.............. maybe u should rely on sumone else to PM U
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    i liked all there stuff from dr feelgood an earlier..after that they got lame.Prolly why they broke up
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    I have an invite to see Motley Crue this thursday, Not too sure tho, only met these people 1 time b4, But id love to seethe Crue play once more all together, ill have to give a call and see if the ticket is still an offer for me
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    QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 5 2005, 03:05 PM) I got a big one.
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    U must be bored, talkin to urself ur a wack0
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    i got this lil clip in my email..i laffed my a$$ off to tears no lie! it might take a lil bit to load but it sure as hell is worth it enjoy http://www.jengajam.com/r/Simmons-Whosline my cheeks hurt from smiling an laffin too much..2nd time watchin it and laffed just as hard
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    I need to win lotto I hate work and even worse ..gettin up early to clean the snow off the car an warm it up I HATE THE WINTER it wouldnt be So bad if it wasnt cold
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    The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson
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