PumpkinHead

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

QUOTE (Chicken hawk @ Apr 9 2012, 08:51 PM) I like that !

QUOTE (Chicken hawk @ Apr 9 2012, 06:25 PM) So some cops do have a sense of humor huh? Nope.... They are all assclowns!!! http://sed.free.fr/icfp2005/cops_robbers.jpg

QUOTE (quantex @ Apr 9 2012, 05:00 PM) What do you all think? Affirmative..... Neil Diamond!!!

Headlong Flightmania!!! http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmnrvbXAN91qfigd0o1_500.png

Rush Fans..... http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p219/rottncf/miscellaneous%20stuff/sgthulka.jpg

QUOTE (USB Connector @ Apr 5 2012, 05:15 AM) 2) The mods are free to lock any thread they want. You agreed to this in the TOS when you registered. Look, honey.... The class Suck-Ass! * Relax before you blow a gasket!

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 5 2012, 02:19 AM) Wow, some people got really unreasonably upset by this thread IMHO! The one thing that bugged me was the RIAB Rolling Stone cover. Even though I knew it was likely a fake, I still got excited by the possibility of it. I was annoyed, yes, but had to acknowledge how well they pulled off the ruse. Anyway, no need to ban LosingIt or tell him to go f*ck himself for playing a prank - he was just having some fun - in a week or so we'll all hear the song and it will all be moot. Off with his head!

QUOTE (Union 5-3992 @ Apr 4 2012, 08:55 PM) f**k you. This actually makes thins worse than nothing at all. You made people's hopes rise and then you smashed them down. So all I have to say is f**k you. Do you kiss your mommy with that mouth?

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 4 2012, 05:16 PM) These phony threads are getting old, guys. And they're starting to clog up this forum. The first couple are mildly amusing, but c'mon... Pumpy concurs! Now Spice Cock their fannies! These threads are getting old...... Off with their heads!!!

QUOTE (Union 5-3992 @ Apr 3 2012, 09:10 PM) And the only one that gets satisfaction out of this thread is yourself. You make everyone else wanna yell a good ol' f**k you. Classy.... Get over yourself! For a band that doesn't take themselves very seriously (except Peeert), there are definitely some very uptight folks around yonder! Once again..... Relax! http://www.baby-pictures.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Little-Baby-Crying.jpg It is just a message board!

QUOTE (USB Connector @ Apr 3 2012, 08:04 PM) QUOTE (PumpkinHead @ Apr 3 2012, 06:56 PM) QUOTE (USB Connector @ Apr 3 2012, 06:22 PM) You're a little late to April fools. Some individuals do work on the weekend! It takes 10 seconds to post a thread like this one. April Fool's gives you a 24 hour window. Try going trick or treating with your kids on November second with that excuse. And go stick your head in a giant tub of goo! Relax.... It is just a message board!

QUOTE (Union 5-3992 @ Apr 3 2012, 06:50 PM) I think the mods should do a clean sweep of this section. Lighten up, Francis!

QUOTE (USB Connector @ Apr 3 2012, 06:22 PM) You're a little late to April fools. Some individuals do work on the weekend!

Do you really want to hurt Rosie? Do you really want to make her cry? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Sg1h01pO1js/SjMBaOVpPOI/AAAAAAAAAZM/O9z8uo57N_k/s400/boy_george_og_rosie_111679a.jpg

* This album is going to definitely rock!!!

QUOTE (Perchance to Dream @ Mar 31 2012, 01:44 PM) He's either high or just a fekkin' idiot. BOTH!

QUOTE (Majestyk @ Apr 1 2012, 10:14 AM) QUOTE This track is a turd! Well I think we all know someone who won't like the new album. Caravan is okay but BU2B is worthless drivel!

This track is a turd!

QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Mar 26 2012, 02:58 PM) Not keen on this one. Is it me or does it look a bit... Gory? It is not you...... The picture reminds Pumpy of an animal struck by a semi in the middle of an interstate! You know.... Road-Pizza!

QUOTE (canadianice @ Mar 26 2012, 09:17 AM) I was reading where anyone caught trying to leak the new album, will be sentenced to to 1 year of cycling thru Tibet with Neil. Cycling with Neil? How about one year listening to Vapor Turds backwards!

QUOTE (Tick @ Mar 26 2012, 02:05 PM) QUOTE (ReflectedLight @ Mar 25 2012, 10:12 PM) i couldn't care less about album covers. all that matters is the music. i guess it matters if you're interested in buying concert tees and memorabilia. Well, that is what really matters most. Who wants to sport a 40 dollar tshirt with a shitty picture on it?

QUOTE (RUSHFREAK101 @ Mar 14 2012, 05:12 PM) Hey everyone according to RUSH IS A BAND website, they are saying that the first single is rumored to come out on Mar 30th Why so soon?

Rivendell

Pumpy can't wait to listen to Transsexual Liberal Atheistic Mutants!!!