Janie

Multiple counts of assault and battery says the Burger King put up quite the fight.

Ronald McGangsta.

And that was the last time Ronald McDonald asked little Jimmy if he wanted to feel his super-sized nuggets.

Hapless Meal.

Someone call Mayor McCheese to see if he’ll grant a pardon!

This Big Mac is headed for the big house.

I'm waiting for the 90s hipster ghost to slump around going, "BOO, LOL, BRB!"

At least you'll never be short of sheets! http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Halloween/FlyingGhost.gif.pagespeed.ce.yhIyIdckvt.gif Would you take the time to get to know them? You know there's always going to be that one who is extra irritating and I'm sure there would be a whiney one. What if one had a really good sense of humor?! You'd be all, "Oh man, you are on fire tonight Bill! But seriously, I need to go to sleep now." "BOO! BOOGITY BOOTY BOO!" Shut up Smitty. I need to go to sleep!

Zed. It's ZEEEE. People. Zee.

I like this! You win!!

Thirty, huh? Could you imagine if they kept going, "BOO" all night long at you? Or, what if they all went, "BOO" in unison scaring the cr*p out of you nightly? I mean, it would be all over and done with one time a night but still.

My favorite sandwich ATM: brioche bun, mayo, mustard garlic aioli, extra sharp cheddar cheese, red onion, deli turkey, bacon, jalapenos, black olives, romaine lettuce, cranberry sauce. I feel like it's really healthy. High calories I'm sure but healthy and super tasty. I had some carrot juice on the side.

Thanks PM! Here you guys go: http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-9422-1317154635-0-500x375.jpg

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I can't express how much love I have for coral jokes. Get ready people. Get. Ready. http://www.allmystery.de/i/tf19e4c_a8b1PmO_700b.jpg

I don't think it's wrong, if it makes you laugh. http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Twitter-God-regret.jpg

Wow! The guys look amazing. Very healthy and happy. I can't say as I plan on reading the article but I will definitely buy a copy when it comes out. :)

"Well, we've managed to get nothing done. What time, exactly, do you think we'll get fired?"

The employees of Timex take their job very seriously.

Sometimes, you need to let business people, think about business things.

My money's on that one guy taking the selfie, with the beard. Am I right? Nope! My next bet is on that one guy in the red and black checkered shirt. Am I right?!!

Aggressive kissing has its place, unless the other person has facial hair. I have ended up looking like the carrier of some nasty mouth/skin disease after making out with a guy with a goatee. And oh yeah, holding someone's face hard (not passive - not with a light touch) is incredibly sexy. I love having my face held tight against the other in a passionate kiss.

My money's on that one guy taking the selfie, with the beard. Am I right?