Drumnut

I don't have a dog anymore, but I do have a new smiley: http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/blush4.gif http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Welcome aboard the board!!!

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Dec 16 2004, 06:27 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ Dec 16 2004, 12:56 AM) http://beta.promark.com/images/rush/rush_content.jpg http://beta.promark.com/rush%5Fauction/ Oh, WOWIE WOW WOW...is that my Christmas present, Drumnut? How sweet of you!!!! I thought I'd get you something I knew you would like!!! Happy Holidays to you and yours!!!

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Welcome to the forum yyzena!!!

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Dec 13 2004, 11:16 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ Dec 13 2004, 02:06 PM) Can't wait to see the "Girls of Wal-Mart" Playboy Issue!!! You're joking right? Yikes... Of course I'm joking. (Notice: )

Can't wait to see the "Girls of Wal-Mart" Playboy Issue!!!

Self-Explanatory An Irishman walks out of a bar.

The new Batman movies just keep getting better and better!

With this tragic incident we can plan on seeing higher security upon entering concerts.

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - A gunman charged onstage at a nightclub and opened fire on the band and crowd, killing top heavy metal guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and three other people before a police officer shot him to death, authorities said. The gunman had a hostage in a headlock and appeared to be preparing to kill him when the officer hit him in the face with a rifle, a witness and police spokesman Sgt. Brent Mull said. The hostage escaped uninjured, Mull said. Two other people were hospitalized. Police said one was in intensive care and the other was stable. Police identified the gunman as Nathan Gale, 25, of Marysville, 25 miles northwest of Columbus. Police said they had no information on a motive or any connection to Abbott or his band, the Texas-based group Damageplan. Damageplan had just begun its first song at Alrosa Villa club Wednesday night when the gunman climbed onstage, started yelling and shot Abbott five or six times at point-blank range, witness Chris Couch said. Mull said the gunman's exact statement was unclear because of the loud music. He said some witnesses reported hearing an accusation about Abbott breaking up his former band, thrash-rock pioneer Pantera, but police could not confirm whether the speaker was the gunman or a fan. apnews.myway.com

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth." "That is the truth!" Johnny replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!" The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

QUOTE (launchpad67a @ Dec 8 2004, 04:12 PM) Un-listenable! I looked for my cd a few weeks ago then realized I was using it as a coaster for my beer! It's a real shame because the writing isn't bad. This is an an old topic. This is an old topic. In fact when the forum @ Rush.com was still up it was a topic that was closed and any new posts or topics about it were to be deleted!!!

It took me while to fully appreciate HYF, but now I love it!!!

Soon I hope, nothing in the near future!

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your pocket?", she asked. "Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back. "Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"

http://www.andrewolson.com/images/040921rush191.jpg Great photo link!!!

QUOTE (D-13 @ Dec 8 2004, 03:20 PM) I dunno guys...I kinda like JT...haha thats my guilty music! You must feel pretty guilty!

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Geddy in the limelight http://www.andrewolson.com/images/DSC01650.jpg

I think it sounds great! One of their hardest rocking albums in a long time!!!

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap.