LoneStar Boogie

Mike Meyers, if for no other reason than the Austin Powers trilogy. Will Ferrell came in second, but Old School was waaaaaaaay funny. Adam Sandler is the weakest of the bunch, definitely.

Didn't we have a thread on this earlier, like a few months ago, with YouTube clips and everything?? Funneh movieh, though...

BUMP!!!!

Goddamn that is some funny shit!!!! QUOTE You eat a roll Your stomach gets big. Like a pig.

84 today, with moderate humidity, so it will feel like its 700 degrees.

QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Jul 7 2008, 07:01 PM) Akroyd... I voted for the original cast but the Harman years were funny at times. Though I have to admit that it's long past due to put that old dog to sleep. Hartman... I liked the Mid-80's Martin Short, Chris Guest, Harry Shearer era stuff. http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc95/chrisfreeman32/Ed_Grimley.jpg "How's it goin', I must say???"

Runaway Train - Geddy Lee Nothing Blooms In A Loveless Room You've Got To Want It You've Got To Want It Who's The Fool Where Apathy Rules You've Got To Want It You've Got To Want It If You Don't Want It It Remains The Same It's A Heart Of Darkness That Wants To Play That Game If There's No Defiance It Remains Insane If It's All Compliance It's A Runaway Train Nothing So Cruel Where Malevolence Rules You've Got To Want It You've Got To Want It There Is No Defence Against Pointed Arrogance You've Got To Want It You've Got To Want It If You Don't Want It It Remains The Same It's A Heart Of Darkness That Wants To Play That Game It Can Be Surprising When You Lose The Shame And The Sun Starts Rising Another Day To Tame If You're Heart Is Aching Just Remove The Shame You've Got To Want It Give Your Soul A Shaking And Refuse The Blame You've Got To Want It Who's The Fool Where Apathy Rules You've Got To Want It You've Got To Want It If You Don't Want It It Remains The Same It's A Heart Of Darkness That Wants To Play That Game If There's No Defiance It Remains Insane If It's All Compliance It's A Runaway Train It's A Runaway Train

Blue Jeans... Green Polo Shirt... Brown Sketchers.... eh.

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 18 2008, 10:45 AM) QUOTE (nettiesaur @ Jun 18 2008, 10:13 AM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 18 2008, 07:10 AM) If we're going to have a peace emoticon then I want a war emoticon. what's wrong with the one we have? It's not violent enough. I want to see stuff blowing up with blood and body parts flying everywhere. Personally, I want to see a nuclear explosion emoticon. That would have helped out when we were talking about nuking San Francisco a couple of weeks back.

Triumph - Magic Power Somethings at the edge of your mind, you don't know what it is Somethin' you were hopin' to find but your not sure what it is Then you hear the music and it all comes crystal clear The music does the talkin' says the things you want to hear I'm young, I'm wild and I'm free I got the magic power of the music in me She climbs into bed, pull the covers overhead and turns herlittle radio on She's had a rotten day so she hopes the DJ's gonna play herfavorite song It makes her feel much better, brings her closer to her dreams A little magic power makes it better that it seems She's young now, she's wild now, she wants to be free She gets the magic power of the music in me If you're thinkin' it over but you just can't sort it out Do you want someone to tell you what they think it's all about Are you the one and only who's sad and lonely, reachin' for thetop Well the music keeps you goin' and it's never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna, never gonna, never gonna stop The world is full of compromise, and infinite red tape But the music's got the magic, it's your one chance for escape So turn me on - turn me up - it's your turn to dream A little magic power makes it better than it seems

I'm going to see Get Smart today at 1:30! Uh...is there even a thread for this movie?

Yesterday and Today - Yes Why is there you, When there are few, People around making me feel good. Why is there me, When air is free, Some I can see better than I should, There's only us, simply because, Thinking of us makes us both happy I think of you every way, yesterday and today, I think of things we do all the way everyday Stand in the sea sing songs for me, Sing happily making me feel good, Watching your eyes, Feeling your sighs, saying goodbyes better than I could, There's only us, simply because, Thinking of us makes us both happy I think of you every way yesterday and today, I think of nothing but you things we do, things we do.

Pride and Joy SRV Well youve heard about love givin sight to the blind My babys lovin cause the sun to shine Shes my sweet little thang....shes my pride and joy Shes my sweet little baby....Im her little lover boy Yeah I love my baby....heart and soul Love like ours wont never grow old Shes my sweet little thang....shes my pride and joy Shes my sweet little baby....Im her little lover boy Yeah I love my lady....shes long and lean You mess with her....youll see a man get mean Shes my sweet little thang....shes my pride and joy Shes my sweet little baby....Im her little lover boy Well I love my baby....like the finest wine Stick with her until the end of time Shes my sweet little thang....shes my pride and joy Shes my sweet little baby....Im her little lover boy Yeah I love my baby....heart and soul Love like ours wont never grow old Shes my sweet little thang....shes my pride and joy Shes my sweet little baby....Im her little lover boy

This one was always a sentimental favorite...One og the most beautiful ballads of all time... I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f**k* Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! [Yeah!] Ladies! [Yeah] If you wanna roll in my Mercedes [Yeah!] Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back)

You'll Be Mine SRV You're so sweet....You're so fine How I wish....You were mine Honey I'll be your love ....You'll be mine....You'll be mine Your so nice....You're so true I'm so glad....I love you Honey I'll be your love ....You'll be mine....You'll be mine Tell me pretty baby....If your gonna try If you'll stay baby....Hang on baby 'til the day I die And it's true....I love you I don't care....What you do Honey I'll be your love ....You'll be mine....You'll be mine You'll be mine....You'll be mine Tell me pretty baby....If your gonna try If you'll stay baby....Hang on baby 'til the day I die And it's true....I love you I don't care....What you do Honey I'll be your love ....You'll be mine....You'll be mine You'll be mine....You'll be mine

Change It SRV You can't change it....Can't re-arrange it If time is all that we got....Then baby let's take it Lovin' is a lovin'....The moment is a-right It's worth all the years in the past....Let's go one more night Get away from the blind side of life Honey I want you to be by my side Me and my back door moves ain't no more....No more Get away from the blind side of life Honey I want you to be by my side Me and my back door moves ain't no more....No more Get away from the blind side of life Honey I want you to be by my side Me and my back door moves ain't no more....No more Goodnight my darlin'....Another day has passed Forget all those painful memories....Our love's gonna last Come to me baby....Come to me one more time It's time we got movin'....Time to move on Let's slide out the door....Let's slide out the door Ride our way home....Let's glide our way home Let's go....Let's go....Let's go....Let's go Let's go....Let's go....I've come back for more

Let me Love You Baby SRV Oo wee baby I declare you sure look fine Oo wee baby I declare you sure look fine A girl like you has made many a man change his mind Baby when you walk you know you shake like a willow tree Baby when you walk you know you shake like a willow tree A girl like you would just love to make a fool of me Let me love you baby....Let me love you baby Let me love you little darlin'....Let me love you baby Let me love you darlin' 'til your good love drives me crazy Let me love you baby....Let me love you baby Let me love you little darlin'....Let me love you baby Let me love you darlin' 'til your good love drives me crazy

Nice pictures, JB! Thanks for sharing.

What about everyone's favorite CIA operative, Colonel Flag!!!!

QUOTE (Drumnut @ Jul 3 2008, 04:56 AM) No seizures on my concert night!!!

Interesting premise. Dreadful execution.

That little punk Gleamingalloyaircar stole my thunder!!! http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc95/chrisfreeman32/Caddyshack.jpg Come to Carl, varmint! Come to Carl!!

QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 3 2008, 02:03 AM) Who was the guy who just dies this year? Or was it last year? And btw I like all of MASH just fine I just love Honeycutt and Klinger. Klinger is the puss in all of us MacLean Stevenson and Larry Linville both passed away, but that was back in the 1990's. Other than that, I don't know. Remember when Klinger tried to prove he was crazy by eating a jeep?

And Harry Morgan (Colonel Potter) is still with us!! This year he turned 93!

QUOTE (Lady April @ Jul 2 2008, 11:56 PM) BJ and Klinger make all the difference - no contest Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? There were some great episodes with BJ, probably more than I can remember. I liked Klinger more after he stopped wearing dresses. But I'll always remember the, "Big red bird with fuzzy pink feet."