Alsgalpal

The Analog Grownup: one for your birthday and one for the holiday! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/_cfimg1611912954221859346.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/13_US13030999_a_lg.jpg

Where's mine?

http://store.duckcommander.com/p-909-cologne-duck-commander.aspx I wonder if it smells like duck farts?

Oohh!!! I'm sorry!!! Here: http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/best-sellers/peter-cotton-ale I will probably find more awesome and witty ones, standby... work is getting in the way! :P

In the spirit of the good Ol' Holidays, I would like to start a virtual gift giving thread. Post a link to the gift you want to give to the TRF member along with their name! It's the thought that counts, eh? Personally, I dig giving out groovy T-Shirts http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/geek-nerd/just-the-tip Sheldon Cooper http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/geek-nerd/octopi Treeduck http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/geek-nerd/tis-but-a-scratch Ya Big Tree http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/geek-nerd/i-love-your-accent Babycat http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/geek-nerd/i-play-keyboard-for-the-internet 1001 :P http://www.snorgtees.com/may-the-mass-x-acceleration Hobo This website for the T-Shirts are killing me!!! :LMAO:

Fisting.... Wait... What? I think that may have wandered into the inappropriate side, eh? Hobo! Where are you when we need you to tone this subject matter down a bit? Let's get back to piercing taint's or something more civil........... Oh, holy hell... Ew....

Fisting.... Wait... What? I think that may have wandered into the inappropriate side, eh?

http://www.ebay.com/...=item3f2a1143de Sheldon Cooper.

Not sure who that is, but :hi:

I don't get it. Is there something I'm missing here? I think it's the appearance of the guy on the taxi ad hitting heron the head but I'm not sure either... Yep. That guy looks like he's swinging for the fence. No, it's the motorcycle tailpipes checking out her hind -end. That is Olivia Munn, btw, who is in the HBO show The Newsroom. She's got probably the most interesting (and hottest) characters on the show. :LMAO:

They think you'll be an astronaut? Yep! Maybe I will get missle toe fungus and be unable to fly... :(

Do Alex's guitar faces every make you feel a bit.. Uh.. Funny?

Thank you. I talked to my mom this weekend about it. She always said to just get over it. That this woman wasn't someone I should want in my life. I don't think she realises that in one months time, I lost both jobs, my best friend and she almost took my boyfriend with her. I was devastated and I could hardly function in my day to day life. I had no life. I feel like I'm still picking up the pieces when she moved on and is happy and perfect in her life. I was just a tool to make her feel better about herself. That's how I feel. I take people as they are. Faults, inconsistencies, issues, baggage and all of it. I forgive people. I don't forget though. I forgive them. I love unconditionally. I think there isn't enough of that in this world. In the days of reality shows where people hurt each other and are pigs to each other and it feels good to 'pay back' wrongs and then dump people for simple mistakes (not the above mentioned transgressions!!!), this world needs more love and unconditional friendships. We just don't have that anymore. Everyone is every person for themselves. If someone wants something, they don't care who they take out in the process. I wish there was something I could say to her that would make her realise just how much I miss her without seeming like I'm begging or kissing her ass. I'm forgiving and loving, but I'm not weak.

I'm on LinkedIn. I'm sure it has its pro's, (no pun intended. ) but all I've gotten were people that wanted me to buy into their networking and leads since "I'm such a passionate person and very invested in my career. They have no doubt my career with be among the stars!" [insert rolly eyes here]

I hope you had a great day, My Friend. I'm pretty sure the ladies won't be running very far. ;)

Harvest moon in autumn. My favorite time of year. Blessed be. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/20131018_165420.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/20131018_165358.jpg

Narpet likes carpet. Duly noted. :rfl: :clap: :LMAO: I've given myself a brazillian before. As a cosmetologist, I decided I wouldn't wax anything below the chin. I won't do it again, that's for sure. Sticking to things that shouldn't be sticky or stuck too isn't fun. HTF did you give yourself a brazillian?? Maybe the same way my friend in high school pierced that bit o skin between her, uh, backside hole & frontside hole? Sit in front of a full length mirror, spread 'em and voila! (though she CERTAINLY had a much higher pain tolerance than me. OW. I didn't watch the actual piercing, but yeah.) 0_o No doubt I just gave some people disturbing mental images :D DAMMIT HOBO!!! I can't unsee this.

:pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: That's a whole lot of..... kitties drinking their milks!!! ;) Ducks and Kitties. I love having pets around to cuddle at night. :D

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This. Is. Awesome! :ebert: :ebert: :ebert:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis Wanker water. Figuring out the volume of the willy... :LMAO: Best thread ever. Made my day!!!

Narpet likes carpet. Duly noted. :rfl: :clap: :LMAO: I've given myself a brazillian before. As a cosmetologist, I decided I wouldn't wax anything below the chin. I won't do it again, that's for sure. Sticking to things that shouldn't be sticky or stuck too isn't fun.

I've been really struggling since this year mark has passed. Back in August, towards the end of the month, she was heavy in my heart and mind. I dreamt of her. I would cry and hurt all over again. I just recently found out her kitty died at that time. I've always have been thinking a lot about her when bad things have happened to her. She had emailed me telling me that she couldn't forgive what I had done and that she knows we did horrible things to each other. (I had posted on my LiveJournal ranting and calling her out using the LJ app on my phone, I set the permissions to private, but it made every post I made on the app public, and she saw it and threatened legal action since I took pieces of her journal and then responded to what she's done and what had happened to her and hypocritical it was of her to do what she did to me.) She knows and admits that she was the cause of the problem, but can't forgive me for how I responded. I emailed her back and told her I need her to tell my boyfriend that she was the one who started all of this. She hasn't. She never will. That's ok. I have a friend who slept with my boyfriend when he told her that I broke up with him, but he never broke up with me, nor I him. It was a mess. Now, that gal and I are super close friends. We grew up together. We work a block away from each other right now and she's one of my closest friends and has been my rock through the best friend thing. She even has a friend that works with ex bf. Ex bf told her friend to tell my friend to watch her back around me. Really???!!!?? I've known her for 20+ years. She knows me better than ex bf did. It still hurts. I still miss her. I still care. I sent her a text telling her I heard about her beloved kitty and how sorry I was. I didn't get anything back. That's ok. I didn't expect it, really. She's doing well and I'm happy for her. But, she's still the same. I look back and see the mistakes I've made. I see what I could have done differently, I see how I could have hurt her and I'm so sorry for it. Maybe I'm just emotional because Eric is on a business trip and I miss him, but I've felt this way about her for over a month now. I've always been a bit connected to her. Maybe we will have that final healing talk. Does it get better? It hurts. It feels like there's a hole in my chest ripping me from the inside out. What's wrong with me? My best friend tried to destroy my life and take my boyfriend with her(her, her husband and E were all best friends before I came along.), his mom and step mom all despise me. What's wrong with me? Why does everyone I love turn on me? I try to live honestly, lovingly, and I don't put up with shit. I speak my mind, but I go out of my way to be good to people. I do have issues with depression and can be a royal bitch, but usually hole up or disappear when I need to to keep people from really really hating me. I've not done a good enough job. I hurt so much. :(

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