Ernest Scribbler

He was great in Chancer.

Focus - Sylvia Focus - Hocus Pocus The Nice - America

QUOTE (2 Soups @ Jun 7 2006, 12:20 PM) Ironing Man Did he solve crimes that involved creased laundry? I bet he had a sleeve board and Corby trouser press as his secret weapons.

QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 6 2006, 11:20 PM) Honourable mention must go to Kampfgruppe Falken, the grimmest storylines, but lets face it, the Bosche had the best weapons and uniforms! I had this argument with a friend just last week. he insisted the only Airfix kits you needed were the Stuka dive bomber, the ME109 and the Tiger tank. Well, I put him straight at once I can tell you! The Lancaster, Hurricane and Spitfire were my bedroom arsenal.

QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 6 2006, 09:08 PM) CANDIDATE Another Candidate fan! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Jun 6 2006, 08:55 PM) QUOTE (Ernest Scribbler @ Jun 6 2006, 05:26 PM) I'm probably the only person to ahve heard of this on here, but I'd say Alf Tupper aka The Tough of the Track. An athletics hero who'd eat a plate of fish and chips before defeating the evil factory owner's son in the mile. What a healthy diet for an athlete! Ah, good old Alf. Up there with Billy's Boots, Union Jack Jackson, The Safest Hands in Soccer (Gordon Stewart??? correct me), and all those ridiculously unPC, jingoistic Commando books, with a black and white snap of a dodgy sports star on the back cover. Darts players for instance! For 64 pages they wanted us to sign up and fight the old enemy, and then they say go to pubs, sink a few and throw a few arrows! Not forgetting writing to dodgy PO boxes for stamps. And X-Ray specs, which were crap....not that I'd know or anything. Viz comic did an excellent parody of those Commando comics with Spitfire McGuire. Inspired. My sister used to read a girl's version, and I remember instead of the obligatory b&w snap of a Bolton defender they had pop stars. On one memorable occassion said 'star' was Keith Emerson. Mmmm, dreamy........ (I only realised the crapness of this a few years ago when my parents had a clearout and we found all the old comics). Don't forget Braddock VC, could take any old crate over to the continent, give Jerry a bloody nose and fly the old girl back over the channel single-handedly with only one engine working. Which was invariably on fire.

I'm probably the only person to ahve heard of this on here, but I'd say Alf Tupper aka The Tough of the Track. An athletics hero who'd eat a plate of fish and chips before defeating the evil factory owner's son in the mile. What a healthy diet for an athlete!

Yet again an excellent film gets murdered by Hollywood. Didn't they learn their bloody lesson after the Get Carter and Italian Job remakes?!

The Dooleys Brown Sauce Bros Curiosity Killed the Cat Brother Beyond Right Said Fred The Nolans Journey South Foster and Allen The Worzels Men Without Hats Doctor and the Medics Einsturzende Neubaten The Cheeky Girls Throbbing Gristle Pussycat Dolls McFly Mungo Jerry Johnny Hates Jazz Scorpions The Smurfs Animal Kwackers The Captain and Tennille

One Little Victory By-Tor and the Snowdog Anthem Something For Nothing Natural Science

Had unprotected sex with a work colleague, two weeks before her marriage to somebody else. In my youth I had the morals of a polecat. Don't drink, kids!

Dave Gilmour - Comfortably Numb Dave Gilmour - Time John Squire (Stone Roses) - I am the Ressurection Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits) - Telegraph Road (yes I know that's deeply unfashionable, but hey, it's a great solo) Kirk Hammett (Metallica) - Unforgiven Mike McCready (Pearl Jam) - Alive

A Snowball

QUOTE (daft old bat @ May 25 2006, 04:10 PM) (He should be punished ...) Yeah, but I'd enjoy it too much.

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