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My understanding is that AI is pretty remorseless when working toward a set objective. But this is not a definable target. I believe AI could indeed create magnificent art (music, visual arts, novels) but the subjectivity as to what is great or beautiful isn't easy to define even among humans. AI would almost certainly create some incredible work, but I figure it would be along the lines of the room full of monkeys with typewriters.

Oh, I see, sir. No time ... to ... lose!!

Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it?

Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on!

I shall be using this line from now on.

Oh thank you. Well there you are dear. Have a look there, anything you like.

Well, we're very proud of it here, sir. It's one of the most up to date in the country.

But it's my only line.

'Allo everyone, it's wonderful to be 'ere y'know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year.

You don't mind living in a figment of another man's imagination?

I think you haven't got the slightest idea what this thread is about.

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon siphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings.

Commentator`s nightmare.

Nope. Could be worse. I could be West Indian.

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

I figured his cat sat on the keyboard.

I`ve bought precisely as many bottles of Fiji Water as I have Pink Floyd records. And the ellipsis in your thread headline contain too many dots. Please remove all but three.

Well, we've just heard a typical case history. I myself have over seven hundred similar histories, all fully documented. Would you care to choose one?

TRF management regrets that it will not be showing a feature post this evening as it eats into the profits.

I had just fallen off...and my cheese tartlet had become embedded in the dynamo hub.

We've just heard that an explosion in the kitchens of the House of Lords has resulted in the breakage of seventeen storage jars.

Well I'm going to carry on, if I can read the script.

I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?