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Are you the brain specialist?

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

I heartily endorse this post.

After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hairnets.

Jamming the midweek with fixtures, that`s so passé.

I want to go home.

That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper.

Bottled it, right at the end.

Hey, that's Gerry Marinello. He fought the Killer last week.

All right all right all right we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.

His eyes just closed, and he fell into the wastepaper basket. I've covered him with a copy of the 'Charlie George Football Book'.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.

And so, Yakomoto... blimey, he`s gone! Never mind. I'll have you instead.

Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change.

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything.

Season 7 has started fairly well, I think. Prince is a decent antagonist in a show with nothing but antagonists. Not sure if Axe will appear again. I`ve watched it since it started and like the references - Peart and Rush in one episode, Van Halen in another - although the constant smart-ass dialogue can be tiring. It`s always visually attractive.

I am here. No traitor to the King.

What, behind the rabbit?

Oh, my god, he's fallen off the edge of the thread.

No, it's not right for my idiom. I must escape more... dramatically!

I think in future I will latch them to the handlebars with adhesive tape.

Hey Robert! Spurs are top after three games (just like 2021 and 2022 and assuming nobody else plays from now). I`m making my yearly post requesting that the season ends here.

I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Well, one Messiah is what I want!