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  1. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
  2. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Right, let's have a ding dong...
  3. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
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    Mr. Luxury Ibanez, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene. Your own hooter's a beaut.
  5. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations!
  6. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
  7. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Are you from the British Dental Association?
  8. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed!
  9. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Oh, shut up and go and change your armor!
  10. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    RIP Golden Jet.
  11. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird.
  12. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    You're welcome. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4iSLWAAIh/?igshid=ZDhmZGIxNmQ= That guy has a YouTube channel too, but he hasn't posted this on there yet
  13. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
  14. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!
  15. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I like tits!
  16. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!
  17. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
  18. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether.
  19. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now.
  20. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions!
  21. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.
  22. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel.
  23. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    The text, Vic! Don't say the text!
  24. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing.
  25. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.
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