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  1. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
  2. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
  3. Mr. Luxury Ibanez, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene. Your own hooter's a beaut.
  4. Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations!
  5. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
  6. Wrong, wrong, you're no bloody use at all! You're an utter bloody wash-out! You make me sick, you weed!
  7. It's a bird, isn't it? It's a bloody seabird.
  8. You're welcome. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4iSLWAAIh/?igshid=ZDhmZGIxNmQ= That guy has a YouTube channel too, but he hasn't posted this on there yet
  9. Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
  10. I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!
  11. If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I'll clear the court!
  12. I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
  13. I've got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I just don't know where to turn. I'm absolutely at the end of my tether.
  14. It's the Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now.
  15. Well, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions!
  16. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage.
  17. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel.
  18. It's like those miserable Psalms, they're sooooo depressing.
  19. It brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head.
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