CanEHdian

Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

The Cat Clock There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. he never wears a watch. The friend finally asks him, "What's with the cat?" The man responds, "I use it to tell time." As the two are leaving the bar, the second man is pondering how this is possible. He finally asks his friend, puzzled, "So how does it tell time?" The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle. The cat lets out a long meow, very loud. Down the street, a woman opens her window to yell, "What the hell is all the racket!, its 2 o'clock in the morning!!"

Eagles The

QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 23 2005, 11:37 AM) Well I'm not but my daughter is watchign Ruby and Max on Treehouse Betcha YOU are watching it too

AC/DC

QUOTE (Modest Man From Mandrake @ Oct 23 2005, 03:01 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ Oct 23 2005, 12:48 AM) http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Drumnut/encyclop.gif Now that is truth in it's purest form

QUOTE (slacker @ Oct 19 2005, 03:43 AM) To The Ladies that Love Neil I was given this Official Biograthy in 1997, Signed by none other then himself Geddy Lee Hears a Qoute from Neil Peart, Neil talked about his role in the band's song writings. "I'm never just a lyricist. I'm always writing songs for music. So i tend to put in to my phrising certain twists that will demand a certain kind of musical interpretation . I'm always thinking of the musical foundation within the context of the lyrical famework. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/dac5226b.jpg RUSH VISIONS The OFFICAL BIOGRAPHY Nice book to have

Styx

Loverboy

I didn't vote for Moving Pictures I voted for Side 1 of A Farewell to Kings http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b172/shan2112/aftk.jpg

A good way to remember is... Zed rhymes with Ged

QUOTE (slacker @ Oct 11 2005, 03:16 AM) you guys ROCK, i love it Xanadu and Milk Who's got it better then me.... No One has it better than Xanadu and Milk Only YOU

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed a note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied; (2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 10 2005, 09:39 AM)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/110916.jpg We'll Choose you..Anytime! You are Always making us smile

Its just over now.. I WAS watchin Hockey Night in Canada First Saturday night back in the hockey groove

QUOTE (Drumnut @ Oct 7 2005, 06:02 PM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Oct 6 2005, 07:42 PM)QUOTE (Drumnut @ Oct 6 2005, 07:19 PM)QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Oct 6 2005, 02:54 PM)http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/shanny66/Rush%20stuff%202/vaportrails-82.jpg My question is, what is the poster on the wall beside him? what poster? what a gorgeous smile! oh that! i think its a tarot card. we saw it before in the Vapor Trails cd booklet with the lyrics for Freeze. i have absolutely no idea "what it means." Anybody here play hocus pocus? Sorry Rolinda, pardon me for looking beyond the obvious! We're not looking at a poster! We're drooling over Neil

Deep Purple

QUOTE (TNT on PMS @ Oct 7 2005, 11:43 AM) http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/TNTONPMS/P1010158.jpg This is Shadow at 9 weeks , my black shepherd Awww I have a Shadow too...but he is a black lab

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 6 2005, 11:49 PM) QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Oct 6 2005, 05:54 PM) http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/shanny66/Rush%20stuff%202/vaportrails-82.jpg Happy Neil And people say he's cold and unfeeling... I betcha he is VERY lovable

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/shanny66/Rush%20stuff%202/vaportrails-82.jpg Happy Neil

Well, its a little better then Gwenyth Paltrow and her baby APPLE Or, how bout being named MoonUnit

Motley Crue

Headpins (The)

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