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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:

Porn merchants did not wear hand-embroidered chevrons. They did not!
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:

Porn merchants did not wear hand-embroidered chevrons. They did not!

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good...
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:

Porn merchants did not wear hand-embroidered chevrons. They did not!

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good...

What you do in your own time, Citizen, is written on the wall in the "Geddy is Hot Mk II" thread.
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:

Porn merchants did not wear hand-embroidered chevrons. They did not!

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good...

What you do in your own time, Citizen, is written on the wall in the "Geddy is Hot Mk II" thread.

It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Citizen of World. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'
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Ah, capisco, mile grazie signor Citizen. :fistbump:

No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.

Well- this- gentleman- sir- has- just- come- in- to- report- that- he- was- sitting- at- home- with- a- friend- when- he- heard- a- noise- in- the- backroom- went- round- to- investigate- and- found- that-£5,000- in- savings- had- been- stolen

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real. :smoke:

... the wacky days of the late Pleistocene era when much of Britain's rock strata was being formed.

Well hello, it's the wacky Queen again! And who's the other fella? It's Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake him wearing spectacles. :hockeygoon:

Very amusing, Lord Blackhawkrush, but would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose.

Ibanez cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. :blush:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. Why do we never hear about the good things in Britain, like Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

I'm taking her off the jumps, er, because I've got something lined up for Mary next week that I think is very much more up her street... :hug2:

She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

Sex, sex, sex. That's all you think about, huh? Well, how are you , then, Citizen? :cheers:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Well, don't you see Citizen, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. It's titillation for the sake of it. A deliberate attempt at cheap sensationalism.

You'll never get away with this, Citizen, you porn merchant! :rage:

Porn merchants did not wear hand-embroidered chevrons. They did not!

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good...

What you do in your own time, Citizen, is written on the wall in the "Geddy is Hot Mk II" thread.

It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Citizen of World. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'

My Lord Citizen, Lady Blackhawkrush, it gives me very great pleasure to return to this thread, to present the prizes in this centenary year. This forum takes very justifiable pride in its fine record of... aaaaagh!
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
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