Boots Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1. Eat between snacks because three meals isn’t enough. You need nine. 2. Why stop at one bag of chips, when you can have two? 3. Go on a ten-hour NCIS watching binge ‘cause it’s the best show ever. 4. Who needs to use that stupid treadmill? It’s not like you’re in the Olympics. 5. You love it when people ask about your “baby bump” because it’s a conversation piece. Who cares if you’re not even pregnant? 6. There’s a two-for-one sale on chocolate bars, so you buy ten. What a deal!!!!! 7. Play video games all day. It’s good for your hand-eye coordination, after all. 8. Eat a giant bag of cheese popcorn while you’re reading Danielle Steel. Can’t have one without the other. 9. Watch baseball and tennis for the whole weekend because watching it is the same as doing it, isn’t it? 10. Use the drive-thru window as much as possible. You could wear yourself out if you leave your car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 Have at least one of these every single day.http://creamerytwist.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Fudgecake-Sundae.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 Do whatever you can to make these people your friends.They might even give you a discount. Yum!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1. Eat between snacks because three meals isn’t enough. You need nine. 2. Why stop at one bag of chips, when you can have two? 3. Go on a ten-hour NCIS watching binge ‘cause it’s the best show ever. 4. Who needs to use that stupid treadmill? It’s not like you’re in the Olympics. 5. You love it when people ask about your “baby bump” because it’s a conversation piece. Who cares if you’re not even pregnant? 6. There’s a two-for-one sale on chocolate bars, so you buy ten. What a deal!!!!! 7. Play video games all day. It’s good for your hand-eye coordination, after all. 8. Eat a giant bag of cheese popcorn while you’re reading Danielle Steel. Can’t have one without the other. 9. Watch baseball and tennis for the whole weekend because watching it is the same as doing it, isn’t it? 10. Use the drive-thru window as much as possible. You could wear yourself out if you leave your car. I respectfully disagree agree with #4!Treadmills make excellent cloths hangers and a spare storage space for boxes n such so there for it should not be classified as " stupid" & everyone should have one. You never know when you're gonna run short on closet space. :finbar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 1. Eat between snacks because three meals isn’t enough. You need nine. 2. Why stop at one bag of chips, when you can have two? 3. Go on a ten-hour NCIS watching binge ‘cause it’s the best show ever. 4. Who needs to use that stupid treadmill? It’s not like you’re in the Olympics. 5. You love it when people ask about your “baby bump” because it’s a conversation piece. Who cares if you’re not even pregnant? 6. There’s a two-for-one sale on chocolate bars, so you buy ten. What a deal!!!!! 7. Play video games all day. It’s good for your hand-eye coordination, after all. 8. Eat a giant bag of cheese popcorn while you’re reading Danielle Steel. Can’t have one without the other. 9. Watch baseball and tennis for the whole weekend because watching it is the same as doing it, isn’t it? 10. Use the drive-thru window as much as possible. You could wear yourself out if you leave your car. I respectfully disagree agree with #4!Treadmills make excellent cloths hangers and a spare storage space for boxes n such so there for it should not be classified as " stupid" & everyone should have one. You never know when you're gonna run short on closet space. :finbar:I was just being silly. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 Suggestions for your next meal at McDonalds: Breakfast:2 big breakfasts6 hotcakes3 hashbrowns2 mochas with extra whipped cream Lunch:3 Big Macs4 large fries3 apple pies2 chocolate triple thick milkshakes Dinner:2 Mighty Angus burgers with extra cheese1 large tub of poutine2 strawberry smoothies3 caramel sundaes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1. Eat between snacks because three meals isn’t enough. You need nine. 2. Why stop at one bag of chips, when you can have two? 3. Go on a ten-hour NCIS watching binge ‘cause it’s the best show ever. 4. Who needs to use that stupid treadmill? It’s not like you’re in the Olympics. 5. You love it when people ask about your “baby bump” because it’s a conversation piece. Who cares if you’re not even pregnant? 6. There’s a two-for-one sale on chocolate bars, so you buy ten. What a deal!!!!! 7. Play video games all day. It’s good for your hand-eye coordination, after all. 8. Eat a giant bag of cheese popcorn while you’re reading Danielle Steel. Can’t have one without the other. 9. Watch baseball and tennis for the whole weekend because watching it is the same as doing it, isn’t it? 10. Use the drive-thru window as much as possible. You could wear yourself out if you leave your car. I respectfully disagree agree with #4!Treadmills make excellent cloths hangers and a spare storage space for boxes n such so there for it should not be classified as " stupid" & everyone should have one. You never know when you're gonna run short on closet space. :finbar:I was just being silly. :)Oh well in that case I take back 1/2 of what I said :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Have at least one of these every single day.http://creamerytwist.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Fudgecake-Sundae.jpg Phwoar! :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Super Size Me Please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm around someone who eats like a pig, I lose my appetite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm around someone who eats like a pig, I lose my appetite. You mean by grouping themselves around a trough? http://www.sustainableamerica.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pigs_foodwaste.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Peanut butter is the secret to the gut that girds my gizzards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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