default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Put your favorite jokes right here!! Here's one to get it started: Guys mom dies and the morgue call and asks him, would you like your mother buried or cremated, he says take no chances do both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 A drunk Irish man was out drinking, when he finally went home to his nagging wife, he has a sheep with his. His wife asks, where have you been?! The man replies, see the pig I've been sleeping with? His wife says that's not a pig, that's a sheep! He replies, I was talkin to the sheep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 An old guy says to the doctor, "Doc, I can't pee."The doctor says, "How old are you?"The guy says, "Ninety-six."The doctor says, "You've peed enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 A man wins the lottery. He rushes home and says to his wife "honey pack your bags i just won the lottery!"she says " wow! Where are we going?"and he replies " i dont care where the hell you go just be gone by 5!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Two guys are walking down the street, ones dragging his left leg, the other guys dragging his right leg. Guy with the left leg being dragged says what happened to you? He responds Vietnam 1969, you? Guy responds dog crap two blocks back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Doctor call his patient and says I have some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live. The really bad news? I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Apparently this is either Alex's favorite joke, or just filler material... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted December 26, 2012 Author Share Posted December 26, 2012 Apparently this is either Alex's favorite joke, or just filler material... I've always loved that joke!! Watching Alex tell it in a certain way was the icing ok the comedy cake! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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