JohnnyBlaze Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 11:45 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Sucking brains? omg... I'd spend the whole time during a zombie invasion barfing... from a riding lawn mower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (sullysue @ Jan 15 2012, 03:36 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 11:45 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Sucking brains? omg... I'd spend the whole time during a zombie invasion barfing... from a riding lawn mower. You are wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 16 2012, 11:17 AM)QUOTE (sullysue @ Jan 15 2012, 03:36 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 11:45 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Sucking brains? omg... I'd spend the whole time during a zombie invasion barfing... from a riding lawn mower. You are wise. I'd be barfin' full stop, lawnmower ride or no lawnmower ride. Just get that zombie away from me..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Jan 16 2012, 04:55 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Here are my recommended modes of transportation: Option A=mountain bicycle...it's all-terrain, fast, and dependent only on your legs! Option B=lawnmower...ability to rip hundreds of zombies to shreds, downside: fuel source limited. Option C=walking on stilts...untouchable, downside: weather greatly affects usage. Option D=sitting on the shoulders of an Olympic level track star as they sprint through the zombie crowds, downside: nobody likes to run and carry someone on their shoulders when the undead are trying to eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 16 2012, 11:25 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 16 2012, 04:55 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Here are my recommended modes of transportation: Option A=mountain bicycle...it's all-terrain, fast, and dependent only on your legs! Option B=lawnmower...ability to rip hundreds of zombies to shreds, downside: fuel source limited. Option C=walking on stilts...untouchable, downside: weather greatly affects usage. Option D=sitting on the shoulders of an Olympic level track star as they sprint through the zombie crowds, downside: nobody likes to run and carry someone on their shoulders when the undead are trying to eat them. I'd go for Option A, with Option B if I had no other option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 16 2012, 05:29 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 16 2012, 11:25 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 16 2012, 04:55 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Here are my recommended modes of transportation: Option A=mountain bicycle...it's all-terrain, fast, and dependent only on your legs! Option B=lawnmower...ability to rip hundreds of zombies to shreds, downside: fuel source limited. Option C=walking on stilts...untouchable, downside: weather greatly affects usage. Option D=sitting on the shoulders of an Olympic level track star as they sprint through the zombie crowds, downside: nobody likes to run and carry someone on their shoulders when the undead are trying to eat them. I'd go for Option A, with Option B if I had no other option. Or a pogo stick. Fun AND practical. And, totally confusing for the zombies. "There's one.. oh, no. Where'd they go? There's one... oh, no. Where'd they go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (sullysue @ Jan 16 2012, 04:31 PM)QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 16 2012, 05:29 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 16 2012, 11:25 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 16 2012, 04:55 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Here are my recommended modes of transportation: Option A=mountain bicycle...it's all-terrain, fast, and dependent only on your legs! Option B=lawnmower...ability to rip hundreds of zombies to shreds, downside: fuel source limited. Option C=walking on stilts...untouchable, downside: weather greatly affects usage. Option D=sitting on the shoulders of an Olympic level track star as they sprint through the zombie crowds, downside: nobody likes to run and carry someone on their shoulders when the undead are trying to eat them. I'd go for Option A, with Option B if I had no other option. Or a pogo stick. Fun AND practical. And, totally confusing for the zombies. "There's one.. oh, no. Where'd they go? There's one... oh, no. Where'd they go?" There he is..! *swipe!* There he is..! *swipe!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 16 2012, 10:36 AM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jan 16 2012, 04:31 PM)QUOTE (Babycat @ Jan 16 2012, 05:29 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 16 2012, 11:25 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 16 2012, 04:55 AM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 15 2012, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 09:57 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jan 14 2012, 04:07 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 14 2012, 11:21 AM) Zombies can suck it They do. But they bite down on the cranium first. The sucking comes later when they reach the juicier parts of the brain. Exactly I like the idea of treadmills. The TRFer that originally suggested treadmills is a genius. I also recommend riding lawnmowers as one possible means of transportation. Just mow those bastards down while commuting to the local supermarket for supplies. Solar powered treadmills, or wind depending on the environment...infinite protection. Here are my recommended modes of transportation: Option A=mountain bicycle...it's all-terrain, fast, and dependent only on your legs! Option B=lawnmower...ability to rip hundreds of zombies to shreds, downside: fuel source limited. Option C=walking on stilts...untouchable, downside: weather greatly affects usage. Option D=sitting on the shoulders of an Olympic level track star as they sprint through the zombie crowds, downside: nobody likes to run and carry someone on their shoulders when the undead are trying to eat them. I'd go for Option A, with Option B if I had no other option. Or a pogo stick. Fun AND practical. And, totally confusing for the zombies. "There's one.. oh, no. Where'd they go? There's one... oh, no. Where'd they go?" There he is..! *swipe!* There he is..! *swipe!* You mean like ninja pogo skills to take out the zombies? That would be so COOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ventris Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Yay Zombies!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 So the katana...practical in the hands of a master? Or no? It's a question for Johnny Blaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jan 17 2012, 04:30 AM)So the katana...practical in the hands of a master? Or no? It's a question for Johnny Blaze Good question. Katana swords are good for fast battles. Historically, the samurai could draw the sword and slice the enemy in one move. This could be useful in zombie warfare. Additionally, I've been told that a katana is curved for the purpose of getting a deeper cut. And yeah, it's well-known for getting that best cut. However, the constant care/upkeep required of the sword might not be suitable for folks just trying to survive. It'd be good as a secondary weapon but if you don't cut all the way through that undead bone/meat, then you're pretty much f*cked ((Imagine getting the sword stuck in bone as another undead bastard comes to nibble on your ear)). Plus, even a master would not be able keep up a constant slicing of skulls for too long. Besides, the main point is to get out of there and not just look like some cool badass with a katana. It's better to be alive than a cool looking dead guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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