The Rush Captions Game

[Janie]

[Janie]

[gypsy_owl]

Great captions! Keep 'em coming!

[Sir Lerxst]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3srqd.png

http://i33.tinypic.com/sypmox.jpg

 

One user falls victim to an uncontrollable rogue porn downloader virus.

 

(Its not very good, I know, but im not good at "quick wit").

 

 

[edit]

Made it better

Edited December 2, 2008 by spiderbait90

[Janie]

QUOTE (spiderbait90 @ Dec 2 2008, 07:07 AM)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3srqd.png http://i33.tinypic.com/sypmox.jpg One user falls victim to an uncontrollable rogue porn downloader virus. (Its not very good, I know, but im not good at "quick wit"). [edit] Made it better

No that was good! That was funny!

[Janie]

[Show Don't Tell]

[Sir Lerxst]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/torontorocks/gfx/46.jpg

 

Neil : Oh, so Alex, you think your so cool now, with singing the "Subdivisions", and all that, you think your a big guy eh? I could sing the "Subdivisions" if I wanted to, ill tell you that!.

[Sir Lerxst]

http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/06/16/1213668023_0677/539w.jpg

Neil : Wooh, im glad this is an outdoor show.

Alex : Me Too

 

Geddy : Sorry, couldn't hold it in.

[Sir Lerxst]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2hf3swm.png

Alex : I won't record the song unless you let me sing on this record. Come on man, jeez, its just one song.

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/089_089.jpg

Geddy: As the only member of Rush with a full, thick head of hair, you may be wondering how do I get mine so fluffy. Well, I use Peart's Pert shampoo. Like he needs it?

[PanaceaFish]

QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 5 2008, 10:33 AM)

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/089_089.jpg Geddy: As the only member of Rush with a full, thick head of hair, you may be wondering how do I get mine so fluffy. Well, I use Peart's Pert shampoo. Like he needs it?

 

Love the caption!!

 

The pic is nice too...Wherever did you get it!?

[Show Don't Tell]

http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/rush/images/concerts/rush-msg/IMG_0684.jpg

Alex: Next bar, I'm pushing Geddy off the stage.

 

 

...

 

 

Wait for it...

 

 

Any second...

 

 

 

 

GODDAMMIT!! Why did we have to write this song in 15/4 time!?!?

[Alex]

QUOTE (Show Don't Tell @ Dec 7 2008, 09:12 PM)

http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/rush/images/concerts/rush-msg/IMG_0684.jpg Alex: Next bar, I'm pushing Geddy off the stage. ... Wait for it... Any second... GODDAMMIT!! Why did we have to write this song in 15/4 time!?!?

[Alex]

http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/rush/images/tourbooks/presto-35.jpg

 

Alex: Shit, Geddy Neil ran off before the show ended, we still have 10 songs left!

 

Geddy(whispering): Ok, quick, round up a possy of security and capture Neil, Ill distract this typical oblivious American crowd!

 

 

 

 

 

Geddy: Simon says, raise your left hand!

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/040921rush044.jpg

Alex: I'm playing Limelight, what are YOU playing?

Geddy: Neil and I are BOTH playing Subdivisions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Geddy: Aaaaaaaawkward.

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/ALDalex.jpg

Me: Straight out of 80s GQ.

 

*snicker*

 

Me: I almost said that with a straight face.

 

Almost.

 

*snicker*

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/1-4.jpg

Alex: I suggested we name the band "Bono, Magoo and the Stud" but we went with "Rush" instead.

Neil: *sigh*

Edited December 8, 2008 by Janie

[Janie]

(Disclaimer: I love Rush, love Alex but he is a fun one to pick on. I think he would kick my butt if he saw any of these. It sure is fun though! Carry on...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/4042.jpg

Geddy: Alex dropped some talent. Does anybody see it?

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/gedrotter10.jpg

Geddy: Listen up! Everybody! Shhh shhhh. I was asked to make an announcement. Quiet! Please!! Everyone!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Geddy: Would the owner of a red barchetta, license plate "RUSH2112" please return to your car. Your lights are on.

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/kybrd.jpg

Often it's the creative process that artists find most exhilarating. Rush is kind of backwards that way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(End note: Yeah, pretty sure the guys would kick my a** if they saw any of these.)

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/mil17.jpg

Neil: I am the best drummer. The fans and critics have spoken.

Geddy: I am the top bassist. I have an unprecedented amount of talent.

Alex: I am Igor! I go growl!

Geddy: Are you even aware you're in a band?

[Jaye]

QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 8 2008, 09:35 PM)

(Disclaimer: I love Rush, love Alex but he is a fun one to pick on. I think he would kick my butt if he saw any of these. It sure is fun though! Carry on...) http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/4042.jpg Geddy: Alex dropped some talent. Does anybody see it?

[PanaceaFish]

QUOTE (Janie @ Dec 8 2008, 05:00 PM)

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/kybrd.jpg Often it's the creative process that artists find most exhilarating. Rush is kind of backwards that way. (End note: Yeah, pretty sure the guys would kick my a** if they saw any of these.)

 

And that pic is hawt as hell, too...

[Janie]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/RushCaptionGirl/alexgeddyfin.jpg

Alex: Sometimes, yes, it is difficult to be the good looking one in the band but you take the ogling, you take the compliments, you put your arm around the hot girls and push the ugly ones away with your other arm. It's a burden, but, I handle.