Tick Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 HI OOOOOOOOOOH !!!!!!!! Welcome boys and girls to The Rushgoober show ! Think of it as the official late night talk show thread of T.R.F. ! In days to come Rushgoober will bring you insanity as you have never felt it before. Were talking crazy T.R.F. guests, music, sports, comedy, and much more, that only Rushgoober can deliver. And now, lets welcome to his very own show, the winner of "ticks Grand Designs contest" ! I'm his trusty sidekick tick, and now world, brace yourselves cause... HERES RUSHGOOBER !!!! (DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA, NA NA NA, NA NAAAA !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 http://www.mccutcheonbooks.com/img/tab/Goober.jpg and http://www.nuketown.com/images/photos/movies/the_tick_dvd_petition_sm.jpg Crimefighting Duo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) I'd like to thank the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press, the Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize, The Pulitzer Prize Selection Committee, The Rush Forum, God, my wife who was really there for me while I was making the post, Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Dolby who blinded me with science, UNICEF, the NAACP, PETA, Kiwanis International, The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, The Society of One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eaters, The Astronomical Society of Sydney Australia, John Rutsey (God bless his soul), The Pussycat Dolls, The Great Gig in the Sky, Dunkin' Donuts, the Zamboni Drivers of Canada, school teachers and butchers everywhere and the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse Lenotti & Tick for this prestigious award that I will treasure all the days of my life, or at least until this thread drops down to page 2. I can honestly say I've never felt this good since that time I had a three-way with Anna Kournikova and the Cookie Monster. Or maybe it was just with her and a sock puppet. Honestly, I was so drunk that I can hardly remember. I may have even been alone. Anyway, I feel so honored that I would pee on everyone involved in a golden shower of appreciation if such a thing was socially acceptable. Really, I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl over here! Thank you, thank you, 1,008.5 times thank you! Edited August 20, 2008 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 09:34 AM) I'd like to thank the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press, the Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize, The Pulitzer Prize Selection Committee, The Rush Forum, God, my wife who was really there for me while I was making the post, Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Dolby who blinded me with science, UNICEF, the NAACP, PETA, Kiwanis International, The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, The Society of One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eaters, The Astronomical Society of Sydney Australia, John Rutsey (God bless his soul), The Pussycat Dolls, The Great Gig in the Sky, Dunkin' Donuts, the Zamboni Drivers of Canada, school teachers and butchers everywhere and the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse Lenotti & Tick for this prestigious award that I will treasure all the days of my life, or at least until this thread drops down to page 2. I can honestly say I've never felt this good since that time I had a three-way with Anna Kournikova and the Cookie Monster. Or maybe it was just with her and a sock puppet. Honestly, I was so drunk that I can hardly remember. I may have even been alone. Anyway, I feel so honored that I would pee on everyone involved in a golden shower of appreciation if such a thing was socially acceptable. Really, I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl over here! Thank you, thank you, 1,008.5 times thank you! HI OOOOOOOOOH !!! So what do we have in the works for the show. Tell me a little about whats coming up on todays show ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 09:34 AM) I'd like to thank the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press, the Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize, The Pulitzer Prize Selection Committee, The Rush Forum, God, my wife who was really there for me while I was making the post, Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Dolby who blinded me with science, UNICEF, the NAACP, PETA, Kiwanis International, The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, The Society of One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eaters, The Astronomical Society of Sydney Australia, John Rutsey (God bless his soul), The Pussycat Dolls, The Great Gig in the Sky, Dunkin' Donuts, the Zamboni Drivers of Canada, school teachers and butchers everywhere and the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse Lenotti & Tick for this prestigious award that I will treasure all the days of my life, or at least until this thread drops down to page 2. I can honestly say I've never felt this good since that time I had a three-way with Anna Kournikova and the Cookie Monster. Or maybe it was just with her and a sock puppet. Honestly, I was so drunk that I can hardly remember. I may have even been alone. Anyway, I feel so honored that I would pee on everyone involved in a golden shower of appreciation if such a thing was socially acceptable. Really, I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl over here! Thank you, thank you, 1,008.5 times thank you! I just woke up my brother laughing my ass off at that. EDIT: HA! YOU'RE KILLIN ME GOOBS! AGAIN! Edited August 20, 2008 by Tarkus406 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (tick @ Aug 20 2008, 07:12 AM)So what do we have in the works for the show. Tell me a little about whats coming up on todays show ? Today's show is all about the YAM. From wiki (excerpted): "Yam is the common name for some species in the genus Dioscorea (family Dioscoreaceae).These are perennial herbaceous vines cultivated for the consumption of their starchy tubers in Africa, Asia, Latin America and Oceania. The sweet potato (Ipomoea batatas) has traditionally been referred to as a "yam" in parts of the southern United States and Canada even though it is not part of the Dioscoreaceae family. Yam tubers can grow up to 2.5 meters in length and weigh up to 70 kg (150 pounds). The vegetable has a rough skin which is difficult to peel, but which softens after heating. The skins vary in color from dark brown to light pink. The tubers are eaten baked, boiled, or fried much like potatoes." So let's hear it for the yam! They're YAMMY! http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yyyy.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yamtango2.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yyyy.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yyy.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yams-1.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/yamm3.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/popeye-yam-spin.gif Edited August 20, 2008 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Rhymes with SPAM. . . Any yam 'n' spam recipes for us fans out here? I need something for dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Aug 20 2008, 10:13 AM)Rhymes with SPAM. . . Any yam 'n' spam recipes for us fans out here? I need something for dinner tonight. I'm glad you asked. INGREDIENTS NEEDED: Spam A Yam DIRECTIONS: 1. Cook spam 2. Cook yam 3. Serve together 4. Season to taste ENJOY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 07:34 AM) I'd like to thank the Academy, the Hollywood Foreign Press, the Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize, The Pulitzer Prize Selection Committee, The Rush Forum, God, my wife who was really there for me while I was making the post, Michael Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, Thomas Dolby who blinded me with science, UNICEF, the NAACP, PETA, Kiwanis International, The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, The Society of One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eaters, The Astronomical Society of Sydney Australia, John Rutsey (God bless his soul), The Pussycat Dolls, The Great Gig in the Sky, Dunkin' Donuts, the Zamboni Drivers of Canada, school teachers and butchers everywhere and the accounting firm of Price Waterhouse Lenotti & Tick for this prestigious award that I will treasure all the days of my life, or at least until this thread drops down to page 2. I can honestly say I've never felt this good since that time I had a three-way with Anna Kournikova and the Cookie Monster. Or maybe it was just with her and a sock puppet. Honestly, I was so drunk that I can hardly remember. I may have even been alone. Anyway, I feel so honored that I would pee on everyone involved in a golden shower of appreciation if such a thing was socially acceptable. Really, I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl over here! Thank you, thank you, 1,008.5 times thank you! Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. Edit 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users): Territorial_Game, rushgoober Edited August 20, 2008 by Territorial_Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:17 AM) Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. My humility is one of my best features! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:20 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:17 AM) Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. My humility is one of my best features! Of course. The National Foundation of Fudgemakers only accepts the humble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:21 AM)QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:20 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:17 AM) Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. My humility is one of my best features! Of course. The National Foundation of Fudgemakers only accepts the humble. Felicia & Phyllis Fudge, the current chairs of The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, both think I'm extremely humble. I know this because I've spoken to them at great lengths about my humility and how wonderful I am in general, and they concurred on all points. Here's a picture of them in their younger days when they worked at the Fudge family's fudgemaking facilities: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/fudgers.jpg BTW, Felicia & Phyllis Fudge are fraternal conjoined twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:31 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:21 AM)QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:20 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:17 AM) Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. My humility is one of my best features! Of course. The National Foundation of Fudgemakers only accepts the humble. Felicia & Phyllis Fudge, the current chairs of The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, both think I'm extremely humble. I know this because I've spoken to them at great lengths about my humility and how wonderful I am in general, and they concurred on all points. Here's a picture of them in their younger days when they worked at the Fudge family's fudgemaking facilities: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/fudgers.jpg BTW, Felicia & Phyllis Fudge are fraternal conjoined twins. Of course I have to ask, are they co-chairs or do they just count as one chairwomen? Either way, it's good that they realize how humble you are. Usually, penis-shaped rockets are soooo gauche and flashy, but you've somehow managed to make it blend in. Kudos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 11:19 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:31 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:21 AM)QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 11:20 AM) QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 20 2008, 10:17 AM) Beautiful, Goobs, just beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye to hear such a humble acceptance speech from someone so deserving. My humility is one of my best features! Of course. The National Foundation of Fudgemakers only accepts the humble. Felicia & Phyllis Fudge, the current chairs of The National Foundation of Fudgemakers, both think I'm extremely humble. I know this because I've spoken to them at great lengths about my humility and how wonderful I am in general, and they concurred on all points. Here's a picture of them in their younger days when they worked at the Fudge family's fudgemaking facilities: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/fudgers.jpg BTW, Felicia & Phyllis Fudge are fraternal conjoined twins. Of course I have to ask, are they co-chairs or do they just count as one chairwomen? Either way, it's good that they realize how humble you are. Usually, penis-shaped rockets are soooo gauche and flashy, but you've somehow managed to make it blend in. Kudos. Technically they're co-chairs, but I haven't asked them too much detail about how that works as it's kind of a touchy subject for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 20, 2008 Author Share Posted August 20, 2008 (edited) HI OOOOOOOH ! tick here, what a show today eh folks ! I'll tell ya, we got a hit on our hands and theres no stopping it, or refuting the fact, its a smash hit. I learned alot about the fasinating Yam today, i'll tell you that ! Todays show was brought to you by the letter M http://bvasil.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/letter-m-260.jpg Tune in tomorrow when amongs't other things, Goobs special guests will include the ledgendary singer Topol, who will possibly perform a song from his War songs lp. http://www.hippocampusmusic.com/LPs/hippocovers/TopolWarSongssmall.jpg Untill then, this is tick saying, Goodbye world ! Edited August 20, 2008 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Goober is such a bee. bzzzzzzzzz.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Hey, Mister. I'm 5 years old. Can I have a lollipop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 This thread is pure genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the invisible man Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Wow, this show looks great. How do I get tickets to be in the studio audiance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/BEHOLDTHEYAM.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/BEHOLDTHEYAM.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/BEHOLDTHEYAM2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 20 2008, 05:03 PM) http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/BEHOLDTHEYAM.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e85/rushgoober6/BEHOLDTHEYAM2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I can't come to this thread anymore! I can't afford to have any more heart attacks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theworkingman Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I died before I could get to the end of this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 We go live in 3...2...1... DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA, NAH NA NA NA NAAA ! HI OOOOOOOOOH ! Welcome to todays show. Im your co host tick saying, what a show we have for you today. Lots of suprises in store, so without any further ado... Heres Goober ! (Where is he, is he in the building ? This is not good. ) Ok folks were gonna go to commercial. When we return we have a great show for ya ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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