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QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? popcorn.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:31 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? popcorn.gif

This column represents 23% of how scared he was, this column represents 28% of how scared he was, and this column represents 43% OF HOW SCARED HE WAS!!!!

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 12:43 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:31 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? popcorn.gif

This column represents 23% of how scared he was, this column represents 28% of how scared he was, and this column represents 43% OF HOW SCARED HE WAS!!!!

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the 11.723rd time I've appeared on TRF? trink39.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:56 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 12:43 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:31 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? popcorn.gif

This column represents 23% of how scared he was, this column represents 28% of how scared he was, and this column represents 43% OF HOW SCARED HE WAS!!!!

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the 11.723rd time I've appeared on TRF? trink39.gif

Telling figures indeed!

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 07:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:56 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 25 2012, 12:43 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 25 2012, 01:31 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 24 2012, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 24 2012, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 24 2012, 03:42 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 23 2012, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 23 2012, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 23 2012, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 23 2012, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 22 2012, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ May 21 2012, 10:34 PM)

I got better. smile.gif

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Are you the brain specialist?

gumby.gif

No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher.

...Colin Mozart. bekloppt.gif

Oh! I thought you were complaining about the music!

No, just BBC 2 comp26.gif

The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month ...and we've just heard that Huw Weldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.

Oh, and Joseph...you will...wash...won't you? blush4.gif

He soiled his armour he was so scared!

Do we have any other figures on how scared he was? popcorn.gif

This column represents 23% of how scared he was, this column represents 28% of how scared he was, and this column represents 43% OF HOW SCARED HE WAS!!!!

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the 11.723rd time I've appeared on TRF? trink39.gif

Telling figures indeed!

But what do they mean to the man in the street?

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