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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 02:16 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 02:16 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 12 2012, 04:19 AM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 02:16 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 12 2012, 12:20 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 02:16 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 11 2012, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 11 2012, 10:09 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 10:08 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 10 2012, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 10 2012, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 9 2012, 07:24 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 9 2012, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 9 2012, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 8 2012, 11:12 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 8 2012, 05:31 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ May 8 2012, 12:29 PM)
Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

U-trecht. common001.gif

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

U-trecht. common001.gif

Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? fing.gif

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

U-trecht. common001.gif

Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? fing.gif

Nobody expects the Spanish Succession!

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

U-trecht. common001.gif

Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? fing.gif

Nobody expects the Spanish Succession!

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

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Where shall I put your Book-of-the-Month Club dung?

Put it next to the machine that goes BING! That's my favorite!

I could leave it on a temporary dispatch note...but it would help if you had an installation invoice.

Here it is: "Stuff the jam spoon!" 1287.gif

On tonight's programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars.

Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! rage.gif

Good thing he didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

I only deal with daggers up the strap. wub.gif

In that case, you might want to check out this unique event in cinema history...

 

Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp!!!

Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade? unsure.gif

The only difficult bit is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Er, once you're in orbit you'll be able to run straight to Mercury.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's revolving at 900 miles an hour. yes.gif

So... can we have your liver then???

Cooked, not raw! Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, and horseradish sauce?

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood?

ohmy.gif Oh what a giveaway.

Waitress! whipgirl.gif We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges... drool1.gif

It's a bit runny, sir...Well as a matter of fact it's very runny, sir...I think it's runnier than you like it, sir.

Of COURSE it's a bit runny! It's a gammy leg!

Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.

...sincerely, Ministry of Silly Walks. bolt.gif

It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. confused13.gif

The right leg isn't particularly silly because it's been made off with by some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genu felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call....a tiger.

Me, tiger? atickhum.gif

No, me tiger, you Mr. Bertenshaw.

U-trecht. common001.gif

Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? fing.gif

Nobody expects the Spanish Succession!

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Charlie Choppers chucking a handful... blush4.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ May 15 2012, 12:53 AM)
Charlie Choppers chucking a handful... blush4.gif

I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower. confused13.gif

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