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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P Edited by blackhawkrush
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

...ood ...ing. :hi:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

...ood ...ing. :hi:

Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner.

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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

...ood ...ing. :hi:

Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner.

You are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :smash:
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The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... :moon:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice

A weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P

I hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D

It should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:

Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!

We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:

Funny that penguin being logged in on there...

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." :whipgirl:

This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.

Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? :no: OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.

I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows

Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?

He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*

But first, a bit of fun. :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

...ood ...ing. :hi:

Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner.

You are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :smash:

You're right :( but I just can't afford it right now :(

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If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:

I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)

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If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:

I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)

Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? :scared:
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If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:

I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)

Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? :scared:

I dare not speak of his name! :o now he's fully aware of your presence and an sense a terrible event in your future! :o

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If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:

I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)

Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? :scared:

I dare not speak of his name! :o now he's fully aware of your presence and an sense a terrible event in your future! :o

You mean the legendary Puking Tree of Mozambique? :unsure:
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