Citizen of the World Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :P Edited January 2, 2013 by blackhawkrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower grows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning....ood ...ing. :hi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning....ood ...ing. :hi:Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning....ood ...ing. :hi:Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner.You are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 The Turkish Little Rude Plant. This remarkably smutty piece of flora was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a 'What's all this then?' T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choiceA weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. :PI hit the ball and there it was at the back of the net. :DIt should send you back to Botty with a big lead. :ebert:Aye, that wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley!We've been mentioned on TRF! :hail:Funny that penguin being logged in on there...Hello. Hello people, and welcome to "It's a (Ya Big) Tree." This is Ken Clean-Air Jennings, the great white hope of the British boxing world.Oh, he was great. Did you see his left arm? OK, we'll look around the hall after everybody's gone.I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off. Because I believed... Oh you may laugh, but I believed with every fibre of my body, with every drop of rain that falls, a... a flower growsWell, let's have a look at this one leg of yours then, eh?He WILL offer it gladly *salutes*But first, a bit of fun. In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning....ood ...ing. :hi:Once I get my delivery from the milk man, then you're all invited to my house for a lovely dinner.You are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. You're right :( but I just can't afford it right now :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? I dare not speak of his name! :o now he's fully aware of your presence and an sense a terrible event in your future! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 If you could see your way to lending me sixpence. I could at least buy a newspaper. That's not much to ask anyone. :codger:I already have a copy of today's printing, if you're interested. I'd be more than happy to make copies ;)Any news of Mr. Neutron, the man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time? I dare not speak of his name! :o now he's fully aware of your presence and an sense a terrible event in your future! :oYou mean the legendary Puking Tree of Mozambique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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