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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police. coy.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police. coy.gif

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police. coy.gif

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie

He wants to go walkies. bolt.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:39 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police. coy.gif

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie

He wants to go walkies. bolt.gif

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:42 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:39 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:46 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:43 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 28 2012, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 28 2012, 09:02 PM)

OK. We'll bomb Neutron out. Get me Moscow! Peking! and Shanklin, Isle of Wight!

Monte Carlo. 100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. chickendance.gif

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England as...you see we're on a cycling tour of North Cornwall...

I'm sorry, but this is abuse. bitchslap.gif

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police. coy.gif

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie

He wants to go walkies. bolt.gif

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work

A typical case, whom we shall refer to as Mr A, although his real name is this: gumby.gif

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