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Your_Lion Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich...stupid bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:48 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich...stupid bitch" Listen, mate! Don't come that Philip Sidney bit with me. I'm not a bloody Tudor at all. I'm Gaskell of the Vice Squad and this is Sergeant Maddox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:48 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 06:31 PM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 07:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 25 2012, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 25 2012, 07:49 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 25 2012, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 24 2012, 08:26 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 24 2012, 08:29 AM) and our figures show that the motorways are extremely popular. I mean, last time we showed a repeat of the Leicester bypass our ratings gave us 97,300,912, and ITV nought. So I do feel we ought to give B roads their own series. ...where the Montgolfier brothers made their first ascent in a fire balloon. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic Bob and Janet have eaten Mr Farquar's goldfish during an Oxfam lunch, and Mrs Elsmore's marriage is threatened by Doug's insistence that he is on a different level of consciousness. Louise's hernia has been confirmed, and Jim, Bob's brother, has run over the editor of the 'Lancet' on his way to see Jenny, a freelance Pagoda designer. That's not funny! No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it. Anyone found trivialising this thread will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide. Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich...stupid bitch" Listen, mate! Don't come that Philip Sidney bit with me. I'm not a bloody Tudor at all. I'm Gaskell of the Vice Squad and this is Sergeant Maddox. Senor, ees just some literature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Your_Lion Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 26 2012, 04:24 PM) And because I'm so evil, you'll all die the slow way...under the drill. Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear ) give the rack a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 26 2012, 11:13 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 26 2012, 04:24 PM) And because I'm so evil, you'll all die the slow way...under the drill. Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear ) give the rack a turn. Great boobies, honeybun. My lower intestine is full of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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