drbirdsong Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Lemon curry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll be able to look after 'er all right sport, eh, know what I mean, eh emggh! ... I haven't had it for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:37 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll be able to look after 'er all right sport, eh, know what I mean, eh emggh! ... I haven't had it for weeks 33 days, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:41 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:37 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll be able to look after 'er all right sport, eh, know what I mean, eh emggh! ... I haven't had it for weeks 33 days, sir. 33 days?! That's how long it took my ancestors to travel from Hounslow to Surbiton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:52 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:41 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:37 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:22 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:14 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 08:09 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 02:00 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 06:11 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 04:21 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Sep 13 2012, 03:53 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 13 2012, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 13 2012, 07:45 AM) Lemon curry? I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently, but I haven't been too well...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0001.gif things aren't going very well back there. The poor cook's son has been put away again, and poor old Mrs Dalrymple who does the washing up can hardly move her poor fingers, and then there's Gilberto's war wound - but they're good people, and they're kind people, and together we were beginning to get over this dark patch ... there was light at the end of the tunnel ... now this ... now this!!!!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0015.gif Sorry, I was on the phone with America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. Well as I was telling mummy here, things is pretty bad there at the moment but there does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement. All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. Mildred, what a beautiful, beautiful name. Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand... ...sorry I can't think of anything. Oh Robert, I thought you loved me? Silly isn't it? Us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department and yet never daring to... P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll be able to look after 'er all right sport, eh, know what I mean, eh emggh! ... I haven't had it for weeks 33 days, sir. 33 days?! That's how long it took my ancestors to travel from Hounslow to Surbiton! ...to see Wolverhampton Wanderers beat Leicester 3-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 14 2012, 03:19 AM) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Sep 14 2012, 09:57 AM) QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Sep 14 2012, 03:19 AM) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. You're not a complete man anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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