blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 15 2011, 06:01 AM) QUOTE (Khan @ Jul 15 2011, 01:54 AM) Arthur "two sheds" Jackson I see, I see. Well let's return to your symphony. Ah, now then, did you write this symphony...in the shed? Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 16 2011, 03:41 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 15 2011, 06:01 AM) QUOTE (Khan @ Jul 15 2011, 01:54 AM) Arthur "two sheds" Jackson I see, I see. Well let's return to your symphony. Ah, now then, did you write this symphony...in the shed? Do you want peanut butter or sandwich spread for your tea? I've forgotten it. http://www.myemoticons.com/images/entertainment/musicians/piano-man-1.gif I had it! I had it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/CompDiff.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 ... a man with three buttocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Jul 16 2011, 01:50 PM) WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP? Told you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammer.2112 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Don't come in here with your posh talk , you nasty stuck-up twet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 QUOTE (hammer.2112 @ Jul 16 2011, 03:12 PM) Don't come in here with your posh talk , you nasty stuck-up twet. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/monty_python.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 You'll never take me alive, copper. Oh, all right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 It's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 http://www.2020site.org/trees/images/larch-tree.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/montypythonhg0450.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritOnAMissionI Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Really funny thread! Love monty python. "Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jul 17 2011, 03:31 AM) http://www.2020site.org/trees/images/larch-tree.jpg ah-ha...I recognise that tree...and from quite a long way away could it be....The...Larch? http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad190/TDear_1984/WInst.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 17 2011, 05:51 AM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jul 17 2011, 03:31 AM) http://www.2020site.org/trees/images/larch-tree.jpg ah-ha...I recognise that tree...and from quite a long way away could it be....The...Larch? http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad190/TDear_1984/WInst.gif You're a looney. That's the horse chestnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Oh look - is it a Stockbroker? Is it a Quantity Surveyor? Is it a Church Warden? No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 17 2011, 11:50 AM) Oh look - is it a Stockbroker? Is it a Quantity Surveyor? Is it a Church Warden? No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! Call Mrs Fiona Lewis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 17 2011, 07:16 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 17 2011, 11:50 AM) Oh look - is it a Stockbroker? Is it a Quantity Surveyor? Is it a Church Warden? No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! Call Mrs Fiona Lewis. I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...so anyway I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what... anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced!!! and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 17 2011, 02:06 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 17 2011, 07:16 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 17 2011, 11:50 AM) Oh look - is it a Stockbroker? Is it a Quantity Surveyor? Is it a Church Warden? No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! Call Mrs Fiona Lewis. I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...so anyway I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what... anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced!!! and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said... Hope...the bladder trouble's...getting better. Love, Ewan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/life_of_brian_02.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 17 2011, 11:30 PM) Hope...the bladder trouble's...getting better. Love, Ewan. There seems to be no end to McTeagle's poetic invention. 'My new cheque book hasn't arrived' was followed up by the brilliantly allegorical 'What's twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank?' and more recently his prizewinning poem to the Arts Council: 'Can you lend me one thousand quid?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jul 18 2011, 04:26 AM) http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/life_of_brian_02.jpg Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 18 2011, 07:16 AM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jul 18 2011, 04:26 AM) http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/life_of_brian_02.jpg Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith! Krusifiction? Gud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Jul 19 2011, 01:00 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Jul 18 2011, 07:16 AM) QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Jul 18 2011, 04:26 AM) http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/life_of_brian_02.jpg Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith! Krusifiction? Gud. Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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