The Necromancer Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Ive never heard anyone playing a base... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusX-1Bk2 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 First, second or third base? I thought he was a pitcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (CygnusX-1Bk2 @ Nov 15 2004, 09:27 PM) First, second or third base? I thought he was a pitcher. same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_Shrimp_Cot Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Dude..... I am speechless.....you are gonna take a lot of heat for all these polls, but don't take it personally....are you new to ?? Tell us about yourself so people can relate and not be just.........wondering...... I chose yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto45 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 What were you thinking when you did this poll. GEDDY LEE IS THE BEST BASS PLAYER EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I don't know what a "base" instrument is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Now let's see, we have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Costello: You know the fellows' names? Abbott: Certainly! Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes! Costello: I mean the fellow's name! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first! Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy playing first! Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Now whaddya askin' me for? Abbott: I'm telling you Who is on first. Costello: Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first! Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Have you got a contract with the first baseman? Abbott: Absolutely. Costello: Who signs the contract? Abbott: Well, naturally! Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it. Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. Costello: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: Oh, no - wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third - now we're not talkin' 'bout him. Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? Abbott: You mentioned his name! Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No - Who's playing first. Costello: Never mind first - I wanna know what's the guy's name on third. Abbott: No - What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: Aaah! Would you please stay on third base and don't go off it? Abbott: What was it you wanted? Costello: Now who's playin' third base? Abbott: Now why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: Why? Who am I putting over there? Abbott: Yes. But we don't want him there. Costello: What's the guy's name on third base? Abbott: What belongs on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: You got an outfield? Abbott: Oh yes! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you. Costello: Alright, then tell me who's playin' left field. Abbott: Who is playing first- Costello: STAY OUTTA THE INFIELD! I wanna know what's the left fielder's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on fir- Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field. Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today? Abbott: I'm tellin' you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you going to tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on fir- Costello: I'll break your arm if you say Who's on first. I wanna know what's the pitcher's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Oh, absolutely. Costello: The catcher's name. Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we've got is a couple of days on the team. Abbott: Well, I can't help that. Costello: Well, I'm a catcher too. Abbott: I know that. Costello: Now suppose that I'm catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and their heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Tomorrow throws the ball. The batter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I wanna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! Abbott: Well, that's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: If I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta catch it. Now who caught it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who caught it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Yes. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: NO, NO, NO! You throw the ball to first base and Who gets it? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's right. There we go. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: You don't! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Abbott: You're not saying it that way. Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You don't - you throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally! Abbott: Well, say that! Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Ab Color bott: That's it. Costello: SAME AS YOU! I throw the ball to first base and who gets it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who has it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What was that? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyzyy Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 First off it's BASS, and secondly the best rock bassist...yes...but overall no one touches the jazz bassist victor wutten..don't know if that's how you spell his last name...but that guy is incredible...when he picks up the bass, it's like he's playing the bass and guitar at teh same time...he is by far the best ever...in jazz, but rock bassist it is deffinetely dirk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esmeralda Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Ofcourse is the best bass player! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (D-13 @ Nov 15 2004, 07:33 PM) Now let's see, we have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Great post D! Funny bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I think the question is too subjective for an unbiased answer on this forum. Geddy is, without doubt, the best bassist for his particular style and scores highly in the versatility stakes. However, I've only eve heard him play Rush style music, varied as that may be. Is he as good a jazz bassist as Jaco Pastorius was? Is he as good a funk bassist as the guy from Parliament? Is he as good a reggae bassist as Robbie Shakespeare? Is he as good a fretless/pop bassist as Pino Palladino? If the answers to the above, and many others, are yes then he can be called the greatest bassist. However, it is unlikely that it will be possible to compare him to every bassist playing ever style in the world so the answer must be maybe. Geddy could well be the best bassist in the world, I don't know. I do know, however, that he is the best at what he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Nov 15 2004, 11:10 PM) QUOTE (D-13 @ Nov 15 2004, 07:33 PM) Now let's see, we have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Great post D! Funny bit! haha I knew someone would find it funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (yyzyy @ Nov 15 2004, 08:40 PM) First off it's BASS we know...we just playing around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (D-13 @ Nov 15 2004, 10:33 PM) Now let's see, we have on the bags - we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: That's what I wanna find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third - Costello: You know the fellows' names? Abbott: Certainly! Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes! Costello: I mean the fellow's name! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first! Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman! Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy playing first! Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Now whaddya askin' me for? Abbott: I'm telling you Who is on first. Costello: Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first! Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who! Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: Have you got a contract with the first baseman? Abbott: Absolutely. Costello: Who signs the contract? Abbott: Well, naturally! Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it. Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. Costello: All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: Oh, no - wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third - now we're not talkin' 'bout him. Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? Abbott: You mentioned his name! Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Abbott: No - Who's playing first. Costello: Never mind first - I wanna know what's the guy's name on third. Abbott: No - What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott: He's on third. Costello: Aaah! Would you please stay on third base and don't go off it? Abbott: What was it you wanted? Costello: Now who's playin' third base? Abbott: Now why do you insist on putting Who on third base? Costello: Why? Who am I putting over there? Abbott: Yes. But we don't want him there. Costello: What's the guy's name on third base? Abbott: What belongs on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: You got an outfield? Abbott: Oh yes! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask you. Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you. Costello: Alright, then tell me who's playin' left field. Abbott: Who is playing first- Costello: STAY OUTTA THE INFIELD! I wanna know what's the left fielder's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I'm not askin' you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on fir- Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: The left fielder's name? Abbott: Why. Costello: Because! Abbott: Oh, he's center field. Costello: Look, you gotta pitcher on this team? Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: The pitcher's name. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You don't wanna tell me today? Abbott: I'm tellin' you now. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you going to tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on fir- Costello: I'll break your arm if you say Who's on first. I wanna know what's the pitcher's name. Abbott: What's on second. Costello: I don't know. Abbott & Costello: THIRD BASE!!! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Oh, absolutely. Costello: The catcher's name. Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching. Abbott: Now you've got it. Costello: All we've got is a couple of days on the team. Abbott: Well, I can't help that. Costello: Well, I'm a catcher too. Abbott: I know that. Costello: Now suppose that I'm catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and their heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Tomorrow throws the ball. The batter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I wanna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right. Costello: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about! Abbott: Well, that's all you have to do. Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now who's got it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: If I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta catch it. Now who caught it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who caught it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Yes. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: NO, NO, NO! You throw the ball to first base and Who gets it? Costello: Naturally. Abbott: That's right. There we go. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: You don't! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Abbott: You're not saying it that way. Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You don't - you throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally! Abbott: Well, say that! Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I throw the ball to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Ask me. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who? Costello: Naturally. Ab Color bott: That's it. Costello: SAME AS YOU! I throw the ball to first base and who gets it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: Who has it? Abbott: Naturally! Costello: HE BETTER HAVE IT! I throw the ball to first base. Whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - triple play. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Another guy gets up - it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What was that? Costello: I said I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop. A TIMELESS CLASSIC!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Geddy isn't God or anything, but, if God had a band, Geddy would be the Bass player in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-13 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 QUOTE (Indica @ Nov 16 2004, 04:36 PM) Geddy isn't God or anything, but, if God had a band, Geddy would be the Bass player in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 All Geddy's base are belong to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I love that script D-13! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 We all ARE Geddys base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Nov 16 2004, 05:31 PM) All Geddy's base are belong to us. I bet you and I are the only ones who know what you are talking about. Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Nov 16 2004, 07:31 PM) All Geddy's base are belong to us. Dammit...I was gonna post that! Zero Wing...I have that game on my computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yyz Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 16 2004, 09:39 PM) QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Nov 16 2004, 07:31 PM) All Geddy's base are belong to us. Dammit...I was gonna post that! Zero Wing...I have that game on my computer! ZERO WING!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ES-335 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 16 2004, 08:39 PM) QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Nov 16 2004, 07:31 PM) All Geddy's base are belong to us. Dammit...I was gonna post that! Zero Wing...I have that game on my computer! base performing greatest, Geddy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 QUOTE (ES-335 @ Nov 16 2004, 06:43 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 16 2004, 08:39 PM) QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Nov 16 2004, 07:31 PM) All Geddy's base are belong to us. Dammit...I was gonna post that! Zero Wing...I have that game on my computer! base performing greatest, Geddy!!! Go to "All your base flash animation" http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=3324 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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