Maddy Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Sep 17 2006, 09:38 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 17 2006, 09:38 AM) todays tickoscope... if you picked your nose dont complain if its too big. Is that why some people have big noses??? Don't knock big noses - the work for some people. (Like a certain bass player.) *Of course, the first time I saw myself in profile, all I could think was "Holy crap, what the heck is an elbow doing on my face?!?" I think there was a mixup somewhere in production because I don't know where this nose came from...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 18 2006, 07:19 AM) todays tickoscope... ladies if a guy offers up his french fry and asks for a french dip tell him he can french kiss your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 18 2006, 07:19 AM) todays tickoscope... ladies if a guy offers up his french fry and asks for a french dip tell him he can french kiss your ass. I assume we're talking shoestring fries here and not steak fries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 18 2006, 08:19 AM) todays tickoscope... ladies if a guy offers up his french fry and asks for a french dip tell him he can french kiss your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 todays tickoscope... if someone asks you, excuse do you know what time it is ? tell them, well yeah, duh ! do you know how to tie your shoes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 19 2006, 06:50 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone asks you, excuse do you know what time it is ? tell them, well yeah, duh ! do you know how to tie your shoes ? I'm in a snitzy enough mood to say something like that, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 19 2006, 07:50 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone asks you, excuse do you know what time it is ? tell them, well yeah, duh ! do you know how to tie your shoes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Sep 19 2006, 07:06 AM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 19 2006, 06:50 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone asks you, excuse do you know what time it is ? tell them, well yeah, duh ! do you know how to tie your shoes ? I'm in a snitzy enough mood to say something like that, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 19 2006, 07:50 AM) todays tickoscope... if someone asks you, excuse do you know what time it is ? tell them, well yeah, duh ! do you know how to tie your shoes ? Actually, thats a good suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 todays tickoscope... if your a yellow belly, green with envy, feeling kinda blue but seeing red, the rainbow coalition wants you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 gee how did you come up with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 NO WORDS OF WISDOM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 todays tickoscope... what the world needs more of is love, understanding, compassion, and forgiveness, for with these things comes much happiness and inner peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Here are some words... The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney) Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. All you need is love (all together now) All you need is love (everybody) All you need is love, love, love is all you need. http://www.awhs.org/char/character/compassion.gif http://www.hq.usace.army.mil/cepa/pubs/feb03/pict72.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 21 2006, 09:57 AM) todays tickoscope... what the world needs more of is love, understanding, compassion, and forgiveness, for with these things comes much happiness and inner peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 21 2006, 10:57 AM) todays tickoscope... what the world needs more of is love, understanding, compassion, and forgiveness, for with these things comes much happiness and inner peace. But every now and then... a good kick in the seat is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Sep 21 2006, 11:17 PM) QUOTE (tick @ Sep 21 2006, 10:57 AM) todays tickoscope... what the world needs more of is love, understanding, compassion, and forgiveness, for with these things comes much happiness and inner peace. But every now and then... a good kick in the seat is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 22, 2006 Author Share Posted September 22, 2006 todays tickoscope... 4 out of 5 dentists recomend trident gum, the 5th dentist is evil, he recomends ju ju bees, sugar daddys, and tootsie rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huck Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Sep 21 2006, 03:12 PM) Here are some words... The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney) Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. All you need is love (all together now) All you need is love (everybody) All you need is love, love, love is all you need. http://www.awhs.org/char/character/compassion.gif http://www.hq.usace.army.mil/cepa/pubs/feb03/pict72.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 QUOTE (Huck @ Sep 22 2006, 08:54 AM) QUOTE (CeeJ @ Sep 21 2006, 03:12 PM) Here are some words... The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney) Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need. All you need is love (all together now) All you need is love (everybody) All you need is love, love, love is all you need. http://www.awhs.org/char/character/compassion.gif http://www.hq.usace.army.mil/cepa/pubs/feb03/pict72.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 22 2006, 08:01 AM) todays tickoscope... 4 out of 5 dentists recomend trident gum, the 5th dentist is evil, he recomends ju ju bees, sugar daddys, and tootsie rolls. Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 23, 2006 Author Share Posted September 23, 2006 todays tickoscope... if someone says to you"man your ugly !" make them feel bad by starting to cry, then beat them senseless with a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Sep 23 2006, 12:23 PM) todays tickoscope... if someone says to you"man your ugly !" make them feel bad by starting to cry, then beat them senseless with a baseball bat. I should do that. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 read yesterdays for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) Today's Tickoscope... If SlackABob ever stays at your house... don't let him have MORE than TWENTY beers. posted by necro. Edited September 24, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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