Post 3 useless facts

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. My computer usually lets me in.

2. I hope modern technology doesn't gain intelligence and avenge us.

3. That would suck.

[blonde77th]

I need a good laugh

 

 

 

Somebody did a B&E here

 

 

 

Ripped me off

[iluvgeddy05]

1. Nine West is having an incredible sale on summer shoes right now!

2. I will be hitting up this sale after work and before class tonight.

3. I'm also going to be having pizza for dinner too.

[blonde77th]

Is raining here

 

 

 

we do need it but

 

 

enough already

[jkt2112]

1) First day back to work after vacation

2) More than 200 unread e-mails

3) I need another vacation

[blonde77th]

 

 

 

It's Friday

 

 

 

 

WoHoooo

[workingcinderellaman]

1. Now it's Monday.

2. Four more day's til Friday.

3. In seven days it will be Monday again.

[iluvgeddy05]

1. I wasn't on TRF at all this weekend

2. It's orientation today for new students at the Law School I work at.

3. Many of these new student look verrrry worried.

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. I do not blame them.

2. It's going to be hot today.

3. It's not as fun when it's hot out.

4. But I'd much rather have it hot than cold.

[MakeHaste]

1)if a spiderweb thread was a foot thick, it would be able to stop a 747 going at full speed.

2)im not sure #1 is right

3)i like music.

 

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. My sunburn itches.

2. It doesn't peel though.

3. It's just bumpy and itchy.

4. Gross.

[iluvgeddy05]

1. Our dot-matrix printer at work isn't working properly.

2. This means I can't do most of my work today.

3. Not that I mind

[blonde77th]

8pm big brothers

 

 

 

after that

 

 

 

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. I bought a Mars Volta CD today.

2. It's pretty good.

3. May take me a while to like it.

[blonde77th]

It's late

 

 

 

G'nite

 

 

 

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. Laaaa laaaa laa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2. la la la.

3. (ahah, aaahhhhhhhh....)

4. This has been your weekly presentation of Lips of Ashes by Porcupine Tree.

[workingcinderellaman]

1. Boys like girls.

 

2. Girls like money

 

3. Rich guys get laid more.

[Grapes_under_pressure]

1. the harmonica is the worlds most popular instrument

2.rubber bands last longer when refrigorated

3.emu's cannot walk backwards. poor emus

[Grapes_under_pressure]

if i get them otu of my head maybe they will stay out?

1.The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year

2.2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties

3.A snail's reproductive organs are in its head

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. I'm glad I'm not a snail.

2. If you figuratively bump heads with somebody....

3. Don't even get me started, man.

[JDL2112]

1. 1.

 

2. 2.

 

 

3. 3.

 

 

[iluvgeddy05]

1. 4

 

2. 5

 

3. 6

 

 

 

haha

[workingcinderellaman]

1. My mom hates Rush

 

2. My wife hates Rush

 

3. I have issues with women who hate Rush.

[priest_of_syrinx]

1. I once showed Rush to a girl who had feelings for me.

2. She said, "Their singer sucks!"

3. She subsequently sent me this video telling me how great this is.

4. I did not have the same feelings as her.

5. It was not because of this incident, though.

6. She just acted really strangely around me in real life.

7. And I wasn't particularly attracted to her.

8. I mean, she wasn't that bad, but...

9. Ya know... It just wasn't worth it.

10. Anyways, I thought that video was a parody of some sort.

11. I laughed harder at that video than the one for the actual parody of it, White and Nerdy.

12. I think this means that there is something wrong with the way my mind works.

13. I mean, you're great Weird Al, but man, that Chamillionaire guy doesn't even have to try.

14. What the hell is a Chamillionaire anyways?

15. Is it some rich guy that changes colors?

16. You'd think that the people exploiting his oddity would make more money than him.

17. But I guess not.

18. Then it'd just be a cha-human-eon.

19. Not a Chamillionaire.

20. Ya know.

Edited August 19, 2007 by priest_of_syrinx

[jkt2112]

We put the trash cans out on Thursdays.

 

My gas tank is just under 3/4 full.

 

This is the third useless fact in this e-mail.